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Uh oh! @bankless co-founder @RyanSAdams in hot water after being caught on company zoom call wearing an "I love banks!" t-shirt. This is an especially bad look for Adams after he was, just last month, discovered softly smiling at a Wells Fargo commercial.

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Absolutely humiliating: Coinbase manager accused of insider trading had access to the entire insider listing flow and only managed to scam 1.5 million. @coinbase #Coinbase

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Problem solved! After facing backlash for buying a $50 million dollar yacht while bankrupt, 3AC co-founder, Su Zhu has promised to make it up to the public by offering 10-minute rides around the marina to anyone who asks really nicely. @zhusu #3AC @KyleLDavies

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Report: Milk Road co-founder @ShaanVP, caught turning away yet another glass of milk this weekend. His blatant disregard for the beverage is causing rumors to swirl that he's either lactose intolerant or even worse, a complete milk fraud. #milkfraud @milkroad #milkroad

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@blockworks JUST IN: President Putin approves law banning crypto payments in Russia. Coincidentally, this news comes just after Putin's crypto wallet was hacked for the fifth time this year when he, yet again, accidentally posted his recovery phrase to facebook.

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JUST IN: President Putin approves law banning crypto payments in Russia. Coincidentally, this news comes just after Putin's crypto wallet was hacked for the fifth time this year when he, yet again, accidentally posted his recovery phrase to facebook. @Meta #Putin #hackedwallet

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@Gordians_Knot @elonmusk

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@MayoIsSpicyy Look at the way they used to look at each other 💔

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It's hard to see them fight so much now when they used to look at each other like this. 💔 @elonmusk #trump

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Style Icon: Jeff Bezo's wore a cowboy hat once and now, all of a sudden, every bachelorette party in the world is wearing them. Coincidence? Not a chance in hell. @JeffBezos #fashionista @blueorigin

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Michael Saylor on what excites him as much as Bitcoin. @saylor #Bitcoin #BTC

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Nobody cared much last month when @binance was caught photoshopping CZ's head onto a stock image, but some think their most recent hiring announcement might be taking things too far. @cz_binance #Binance

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New childhood trauma unlocked: Dad forces kids to spend all weekend helping him mint 5 on 1 mint per wallet project. #mint #NFTs

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Weird but fair: Sam Bankman-Fried announced that he has a few billion set aside to aid struggling crypto companies, but will only use it if everyone agrees to start calling him "loan daddy." @SBF_FTX #cryptocurrencies #FTX

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@RWNJ_ Wow! Elon Musk just announced that he expects to populate Mars with over 600 people by 2045, all of whom will be his own children

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@elonmusk Wow! Elon Musk just announced that he expects to populate Mars with over 600 people by 2045, all of whom will be his own children

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@BusinessInsider @thisisinsider Wow! Elon Musk just announced that he expects to populate Mars with over 600 people by 2045, all of whom will be his own children

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@Eve6 Wow! Elon Musk just announced that he expects to populate Mars with over 600 people by 2045, all of whom will be his own children

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@hmitchell Wow! Elon Musk just announced that he expects to populate Mars with over 600 people by 2045, all of whom will be his own children.

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@MildNYak Wow! Elon Musk just announced that he expects to populate Mars with over 600 people by 2045, all of whom will be his own children

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@davenewworld_2 Wow! Elon Musk just announced that he expects to populate Mars with over 600 people by 2045, all of whom will be his own children.