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Don't gut yourself. HODL

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Today I dropped an asparagus stalk and my dog grabbed it and ran.

Me: "Hey Google. Is asparagus toxic to dogs?"

My initial reaction was to talk to Google. I considered taking it out of her mouth as an afterthought.

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@pubg I tore my mask

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@acyclovir @hashflare @selvan1131 they mentioned in a tweet a while back that finalized contracts can make a withdrawal of the total balance with no minimum balance requirement. I don't believe them but it might be true

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@hashflare Are you considering reevaluating your withdrawal fees now that the mempool volume and network transactions fees are very low?

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@hashflare @TomduPlessis @Poloniex We've heard this excuse for months. You've had plenty of time to aquire the resources to handle the support load, but instead you make excuses.

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Stop worrying about how much USD you've gained from Bitcoin. Start thinking about the Bitcoin you can gain with your USD.

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🎶BTC is the coin for me🎶

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Reagan was wrong.

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Cryptocurrencies provide a reliable, fast and cheap means to send money. Contemporary systems are limited to only provide 2 of those features at any one time.

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Newcomers are protected from #Bitcoin by the valiant @rogerkver.

https://t.co/isdAXSlqMy saves them from themselves and providing savings over expensive #BTC purchases.

Surely happy and thankful customers in the long run.

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@rogerkver @BobMurphyEcon You've turn into Bitcoin Trump

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@hashflare Are you planning to adjust hashpower price with the BTC price?

..oh nevermind, you guys don't plan anything. You just do whatever you want everyday and don't consider the consequences.

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@twobitidiot Lambo?

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@adam3us @jimmysong @lawyer_bitcoin @pwuille @rogerkver @WhalePanda @Blockstream Roger is Bitcoin Trump

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Man Allegedly Kidnaps Friend at Gunpoint and Steals $1.8m of Cryptocurrency https://t.co/zSdtMwRY2E #Bitcoin

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@RichardHeartWin https://t.co/u40zxOfi0G