Crypto Stifler

Crypto jock. Poker degen. Dishing out 100x pies and bad beats since '99.

[AmSoGood @Lemay002]

@PhilGalfond kk

[Crypto Stifler @cryptostifl3r]

@MastroGMI @CoinPoker_OFF Low rake sites tend to be quite reg heavy though as they can't afford to do marketing to bring in new fish

This site is also very risky to run due to it's nature, makes sense if they want to make it worthwhile

[Crypto Stifler @cryptostifl3r]

@MastroGMI @CoinPoker_OFF there's 90% rakeback at HS

Kayhan said it about a session vs Trueteller, Timofey Kuznetsov and it's on the website

[Martin Rose The Voice of the Pros @MartinRosePoker]

WILD Nosebleed Ring Game Action At 1000/2000 No Limit High Stakes Poker Cash Game!

[TableSelection @ClearTradeoffs]

you get mad at poker sites because the rake is too high

boohoo

youre not entitled to cheap poker

the price of anything is what someone is willing to pay for it. not what you think is fair

the site is a business. its job is to make money. not preserve the sacred longevity of poker

also whos gonna find the recs. run the games. build the software. cover the guarantees?

yea that fish didnt magically appear out of thin air

i see the same thing in business all the time

employee makes $35/hr. client pays $100

“boss youre keeping $65 from my work”

yea brother. except i put that client on your table

then rent. payroll taxes. front desk. marketing. fees. insurance

maybe @RealKidPoker had a point after all

fuck that hurt to type

[Crypto Stifler @cryptostifl3r]

@JonesKnowss Would probably direct the anger towards your government that prevents people playing a skill game online and wants them betting sports or paying huge taxes in brick and mortar casinos, or on sweepstakes platforms

[Crypto Stifler @cryptostifl3r]

@JonesKnowss Plus they reinvest into marketing to acquire recreational players, you'll find that low rake sites tend to be reg heavy. Rake isn't the only factor, it's softness of games

[Crypto Stifler @cryptostifl3r]

@JonesKnowss They get a high rakeback % at high stakes. The site owners take a huge personal risk by accepting worldwide players in certain parts of the world you know, god forbid a site that is optional to play on wants to make money to offset the risk. You can choose another site

[Crypto Stifler @cryptostifl3r]

@Foryourmusing @CoinPoker_OFF Sent now

[Crypto Stifler @cryptostifl3r]

@Foryourmusing @CoinPoker_OFF If you're interested to see if the software runs better for you now with some P$ so it doesn't cost you anything, lmk and I will ask and push for a high amount

As I'm not in the dev team I can't do much other actions except tell them your feedback which I have, but I can get P$

[Crypto Stifler @cryptostifl3r]

@SR23Poker @CoinPoker_OFF Sent DM and enough for a few micro events

[Crypto Stifler @cryptostifl3r]

Got that through but not the next <20bb shove

An honour to be busted by the 🦒

[Crypto Stifler @cryptostifl3r]

Max late reg army, can we run this up

[CoinPoker @CoinPoker_OFF]

$25k for first place in this $109 event discounted to $89 for 3-Bet Club members. 10 mins of late reg remaining:

[Crypto Stifler @cryptostifl3r]

Girafganger on my left fml

[Crypto Stifler @cryptostifl3r]

@PokerDummyy Paid for itself already yeah!

[Crypto Stifler @cryptostifl3r]

Games are good, 7bb stack shoves, I flat QQ, 99 3bets, calls off 100bb and rivers me

$55 BI GOPC Main event, discounted 25% with 3-Bet Club membership

[Crypto Stifler @cryptostifl3r]

@Ste_Larry @brandables @CoinPoker_OFF No, the most known for that would be Ignition and ACR. I am a bit of a Coin fanboy lol but your statement here is just totally false, even still.

There were viral videos of the Ignition bots, but Coin paid out $156k to victims of bots that had been caught and banned by Coin

[Crypto Stifler @cryptostifl3r]

@Foryourmusing @CoinPoker_OFF Someone on the Discord found a vid of sit out next bb not being there fwiw, unless it was added after this, or it was once there then removed, I genuinely don't know

Interested to see more info on where you found what you found, you posted some code but without dates iirc

[Crypto Stifler @cryptostifl3r]

@Foryourmusing @CoinPoker_OFF It's high rake, high rewards esp. now with the $35/mo thing that easily pays for itself, and it's a functioning, fairly ok site that is accessible in an industry that doesn't have that many ok options anymore

I mainly reply about the TOS thing or to ppl saying it's a scam

[Crypto Stifler @cryptostifl3r]

@MartinRosePoker Day saved by the 3bet club at least

[Crypto Stifler @cryptostifl3r]

@MartinRosePoker Same guys before that lol