I’m wierdcore. I’m abstract-pilled. I have more original thoughts than you. My neuroplasticity and cognitive security are in perfect harmony. I think in different dimensions than you. I know the shortcuts to the places you don’t even know exist. I can tell you things about yourself that you don’t see. I gaze into the void on a daily basis. When I’m awake, I’m in your dreams.
Salmond, Sturgeon... Why have an election for SNP leader when we know you must be a fish to be the First Minister of Scotland?
Just give the spot to Mairi Gougeon already.