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I’m a software engineer at one of Canada’s top tech companies with really good TC. Internet veteran. (((Club Member))). Respectable account. 🇺🇸🇮🇱

[Riley Read-Only @HotForMoot]

As an swe autist pornstar, I can genuinely say I love trains in every sense of the word

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Bahn mi is great if you can unhinge your jaw like a snake

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Yeah, exactly. Btw my best life hack is win the lottery

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@stefanoscalia Yeah girl we’re at work. Come back on a Saturday

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@yjhuoh I have tons of female friends what u smokin

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“You look like you’ve got something on your mind”
“Na I’m just doing kegels”

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do you think jimmy neutron ever brain blasted inside a woman

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@ShadowyZephyr @earnestpost Me. I love young guys. This poll is blowing my mind how can people be so screwed up

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@chinesepawg @FeralPHunter Is this a Tobias cosplay?

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What picture should my new phone case have? Send ideas below and I will maybe choose the highest scoring one (needs to be appropriate for kids cause I have nieces and nephews)

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we used to live in a different world

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Git needs a command to pop the last stash and commit it to the branch of your choosing, call it cherry-pop

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“I’m not fat, I’m bloated from my period!” Ma’am the fact that you even GET your period means you are fat

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Babe wanna come over and feel the bumps and contours of my skull?

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@growing_daniel i wish you could pay/tip people for tweets. if there was a button i would tip daniel $1 for this tweet, so he knows i like it more than other people like it @nikitabier

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@growing_daniel i'm on my knees, panting and barking like a dog to differ

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me: i don't like sticking things in my butt
them: i have this beauty, energy, and focus increasing peptide syringe
me: 🫱(‿ˠ‿)🫲

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@PottyJohn911 wow who was this knowledgeable hassid?

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i can't take a french guy seriously. they sound so ridiculous

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@BraaiEngineer was it? lol

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Can I still use seed oils to masturbate or are they gonna take that from us too

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In bed with someone and they put on their c-pap