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I’m a software engineer at one of Canada’s top tech companies with really good TC. Internet veteran. (((Club Member))). Respectable account. 🇺🇸🇮🇱

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As an swe autist pornstar, I can genuinely say I love trains in every sense of the word

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@Nexuist @albicodes 🥰

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i wrote a python script that types into the message field of my bf's chat, deletes, pauses briefly, and then repeats this for an hour. it runs at random every day. gotta keep him on his toes

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Singing my lucky nasheeds on this plane so we land safely

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@koko8971 Don’t research why men’s penises are shaped like a scoop

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This Jensen thing has me sorta blackpilled. I think it’s just impossible for men to be loyal. They just can’t do it, and it’s not even their fault either. Their less developed PFCs make impulse control essentially unachievable for them. If you’re a committed man, you should consider elective castration after kids and the first $20 million

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Sometimes you meet a guy and you just know his sperm are swimming in circles in his balls, chasing their tails, head-butting each other, etc

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I think now’s as good a time as any to let you guys know I’m making moves in silence

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I guess I don’t actually know what astrology is. I thought it was that the month/season you were born in can have subtle impacts on you. Maybe that’s not the full thing tho

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I used to write off astrology as bullshit but there might actually be something to whether a woman was freezing cold in the dark or out frolicking in the sun generating vitamin D and serotonin during different phases of her pregnancy (which are responsible for the growth of diff parts of the baby)

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The guy who walks in front of your Waymo to scream and bang on the windshield

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Midichlorian count is an inherently racist measurement

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@ramaboo like 90% of people live in the northern hemisphere. also normal people go outside and exercise every day. if Seasonal Affected Disorder is a thing then certainly it affects pregnancy

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@ramaboo just generally that birth month has any effect is something i'm giving new thought to

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Anyone have that meme of the arab guy on a camel with a sword running away from a fighter jet shooting at him

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3rd date idea: we make genetically optimized embryos

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Beyblade is jsut dreidel for goyim

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If I was an animorph, would you make love to me in all my intermediate forms?

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@C4NCERGIRL is this real or ai?