I did everything right. Wrote the seed phrase on paper. Kept it offline. Hid it somewhere safe.
Somewhere safe, apparently, means "at dog height"
Twelve words, gone in four seconds, and there is no support line for that. No reset, no recovery, no one to call. That's the part about self-custody nobody warns you about the threat isn't always a hacker.
So now my keys live on my finger.
@Tangem Ring: zirconia ceramic, IP69K, EAL6+ chip. Two backup cards come in the set, all linked to one wallet lose one, the others still open it.
Setup took me under three minutes.
My dog gets the paper. I get the keys.
We're both fine with it.
what i thought:
dive into crypto โ stack money โ apartmentโ car and finally living like a human
what i got: exit liquidity and this face
who else thought the same? ๐ญ