CryptoZebra

The most serious expert on latest technologies

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Can't Dump the Trump
#TrumpCoin

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@btcecom can't login to my account, can you please help? Support is not responding

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Two worst #bitcoin enemies @Ripple and @WesternUnion are now working together! What a twist!

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Since we live in an era of competitive currency devaluation, I propose a new cryptocurrency, buttcoin: the race to the bottom.

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I wonder how many people actually trade gold with bitcoins.
http://t.co/kZ1YI89iUY

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Bitcoin is all of us patting each other on the back until we find the other guy's wallet pocket

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Give man bitcoin
Learn him trade
make him poor forver
#bitcoinhaiku

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Go to moon
No #bitcoins there
#AstronautProblems

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Imagine buying one of these:
'Here, it'll be $25, no $23, no $74... no $0.1'

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People who use #Bitcoin:
- Nerds
- Nerd anarchists
- Nerd malware authors
- Nerd pedophiles
- Nerd terrorists

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I have an idea how to save Bitcoin foundation and @gavinandresen salary - it's time to dump Satoshi's pre-mine!

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#Coinbase CEO goes to #Reddit whining about downvotes and trolls - http://t.co/UwIma7Hcm4
lol, why would anyone care?

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#Bitcoin - the second coming.

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In the past 3 months #bitcoin price has only moved between 200 and 300$ This is great news, there hasn't been such a phase of low volatility

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While bitcointalk was down I reconsidered most of decisions I've made in my life. And what were you doing while it was down?

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@jackfru1t it's just Stockholm syndrome

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The invetion of the gun ended the era of Monarchy. The invention of Science ended Theocracy. The invention of #Bitcoin ends the nation state

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We changed the rules of Marco Polo to call the game Satoshi Nakamoto. The person it yells "Satoshi" just like Marco and everyone in the pool

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If even DEA agents steal #bitcoin from the government - who can you trust?

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#bitcoin is some sort of fucked up digital monkeys paw that brings hilarious ruin to whoever hodls it