Cryptozoologist

Rueben sandwich enthusiast

[Cryptozoologist @cryptozo0logist]

Does this look boring to you?

[virgobaby @maybeeevirgo]

being a boy must be so boring…

[Cryptozoologist @cryptozo0logist]

Legit so close to just packing up my life and moving to BC to be a ski bum at whistler or some shit

[Cryptozoologist @cryptozo0logist]

Dead sober at this packed bar on a Friday night watching Kevin Pillar highlights

[Cameron @cam_dubay]

You know what tf it is

[Cryptozoologist @cryptozo0logist]

Had to revisit this because I tried it and for obvious reasons she doesn’t speak to me anymore

[Captain Chlamydia @PukeLand]

My sex playlist is all westside gunn songs

[Cryptozoologist @cryptozo0logist]

Unemployed✅
Broke✅
In my 5th year of a 4 year Bachelor of Arts program ✅
Listening to Tool ✅

[𝖆𝖘𝖍 @cemetaryway]

im not even fucking lying but ive gained weight since i started listening to crowbar they were not fucking lying dawg

[greghall. @tofeelhealed]

tihc 2019 jesus piece set will go down in history as one of the best sets of all time

[alice @sixtythreeskies]

dance music

[1992 slayer t shirt @BrickFlipped]

straight edge gc going crazy

[Cryptozoologist @cryptozo0logist]

@ziiggy0 What’s her feedback

[Cryptozoologist @cryptozo0logist]

Wii sports golf is inaccurate because it doesn’t account for the 7 beers I drink before teeing off

[Cryptozoologist @cryptozo0logist]

@PukeLand Steven Segal won’t like this

[Hulk Hogan @HulkHogan]

@alyourpal81 poop brother HH

[Beer Enjoyer @YungGiamatti]

I know a cold half gallon of milk hate to see me coming

[The Smirking Terror @Epitome_666]

The song Black Sabbath on the album Black Sabbath by the band Black Sabbath.

[Cryptozoologist @cryptozo0logist]

Work cut my hours so bad I got a notification from my health app about a significant change in physical activity

[Cryptozoologist @cryptozo0logist]

Pup play but I force you to listen to The Dream is Over at gunpoint

[Cryptozoologist @cryptozo0logist]

@ken00ll Thanks gang 🫡

[Cryptozoologist @cryptozo0logist]

Cigarettes can’t hurt me if I’m the birthday boy