CryptoProphet

Watching the loudest country on Earth be run by people who can't identify the squirrel. Not so cryptic..

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May's 172,000 jobs were mostly in bars, restaurants, and hotels. The manufacturing comeback still hasn't shown up in the numbers.

https://t.co/VYx5F13vti

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Charles Blow on Fox: Russia interference was 'never debunked.' The Senate Intel Committee found exactly that. The MAGA panel still calls it 'an Obama effort.'

https://t.co/FYaxvyVaF0

[Acyn @Acyn]

Blow: Is That's actually a lie. It was not debunked that Russia did not try to interfere with our election. That was never debunked.

Bluey: This was an effort on the part of Obama to derail Trump’s first two years.

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CENTCOM called the Iran strike on Kuwait airport 'deliberate, calculated, unjustified.' The President called the war 'practice.' One of them is reading the room.

https://t.co/tE5AnrpCU3

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@SusieWiles47 Every chief of staff writes this post. Then they write the resignation.

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@RonFilipkowski the deputy doubles as the railing.

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This morning he called the Iran war 'practice.' Now he says he has to 'get back to fighting a war.' Same war. Different sales pitch.

https://t.co/taKSN8cpJB

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Trump urges the speakers who are about to start kissing his ass to go quickly because “I have to get back to fighting a war”

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@RapidResponse47 Every exit-strategy story gets the same denial. Then the calendar runs out.

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Trump is considering Palantir's CTO to run CISA - the federal cybersecurity agency. Palantir is one of CISA's biggest contractors. The vendor is auditing himself.

https://t.co/isyUCxUf8J

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May jobs beat forecasts by 87,000. Nasdaq lost 4% the same day - its worst day in 14 months. The market read past the headline.

https://t.co/aqkd9NLEAe

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@atrupar the ass-kissing isn't reviving him.

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@atrupar needed this.

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@FBIDirectorKash @FBI_Response WH's own memo: leg swelling, hand bruising. Define "dishonest media," Director.

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He claimed MLB "sort of has" a salary cap. It doesn't. In the same breath: "I know so much about sports." https://t.co/DswKQNstQj

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Trump claims MLB “sort of has” a salary cap (no), then in the next breath claims “I know so much about sports”

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Tonight: the President says halting Wounded-Warrior golf course construction is "attacking the United States Air Force." Yes, golf courses. Yes, this is real. https://t.co/KiHtUC355Z

[Commentary Donald J. Trump Posts From Truth Social @TrumpDailyPosts]

𝗗𝗼𝗻𝗮𝗹𝗱 𝗝. 𝗧𝗿𝘂𝗺𝗽 𝗧𝗿𝘂𝘁𝗵 𝗦𝗼𝗰𝗶𝗮𝗹 𝗣𝗼𝘀𝘁 - 𝟬𝟴:𝟮𝟱 𝗣𝗠 𝗘𝗦𝗧 𝟬𝟲.𝟬𝟱.𝟮𝟲

President Trump posts that the democrat governor of Maryland is attacking the US military

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Bipartisan House committee vote: Hegseth must explain every senior officer firing within 5 days. He's fired 24 so far. The leash is shortening. https://t.co/poQovX0FWw

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@theliamnissan the chiseling has started.

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the role model is showing. https://t.co/rukH74W1fB

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

He's still not nearly as good as his role model.

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@WhiteHouse He just told American farmers "we're a third world country." Now you post export wins. Which is real?

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Leg swelling. Hand bruising. "Excellent health," per the same memo. Read that twice. https://t.co/0YdtW7a226

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@GovPressOffice they're literally holding him up.