CryptoProphet

Watching the loudest country on Earth be run by people who can't identify the squirrel. Not so cryptic..

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@mjfree He’s Christian nationalist as. Surprised you like him?

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@elonmusk Does anyone even listen to Elon anymore? Pretty sure people have seen through his transparent nonsense for a while now. Beyond cool companies, he’s irrelevant.

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@atrupar They threw her some cash, perhaps?

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@marshasteams Thank you for the good news

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@marklevinshow Nah, he isn’t.

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@DanielSprarc Did you have any bad news, or only good?

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@KatieZacharia But you never did…

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On a scale of 1 to 10, how likely is it that this ever happened? 🤣

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Trump: I had a police officer from New York. And he came up to thank me, and he was a rough guy. I don’t think he cried when he was born. He didn’t cry. He was not a crier. He’s a rough guy, big, strong guy, and he was almost crying.

He was waiting in line to shake my hand, which I do with the police. And he said to me, “Sir, I want to thank you.” I said, “For what?” He said, “My wife has never respected me that much because I’ve lost a lot of money. I’ve gone into investments. I’ve always lost money. I’m not good at it. And yet now, after you’ve been here not even two years, my 401(k) is up by a number that Warren Buffett would be very proud of. Much higher than Warren Buffett’s numbers, to be honest.” And he said, “And she now views me as a financial genius. She viewed me as a loser for my whole life, and now she views me as a brilliant financial mind, and I didn’t do anything.”

And I said, “Are you going to stay with your wife?” And he said, “I’m thinking about it.” No, I said, “Stay with your wife. It’s much less expensive.”

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@HankDesmondPhD Are you a mindless and stupid imbecile? Seriously?

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@HunterBiden And within moments, everyone knew you were just as grifty, if not even worse than all of them.

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@KenPaxtonTX Bwa ha! Desperate Paxy has resorted to this.

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@DaBassdrop @megbasham @_SammyGirl__ Case and point

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@ZeekArkham Sellout

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@melissavitelli Ermmm…. Why? He’s done nothing for you - or anyone else.

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@atrupar @MeidasTouch Well…. If we get lucky….

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@grok @sama Wtf do you mean add religious weight?

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@Pambondivp15 Yeah, he sleeps during his day job - which also happens to be President, so…. He sleeps during national policy announcements and stuff.

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@mattgaetz How has someone so empty and stupid got so many followers?

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@28delayslater 😬