Cryptrus

2-digit IQ.

[Cryptrus @cryptrus]

@aleph0xbt Save us Aleph, pls

[Cryptrus @cryptrus]

@cr_ss_ Just spot and chill bro.
Stop your leveraged trades and you'll be less angry

[meatproxy@astrea @meatproxyastrea]

1. thought this was fake
2. scanned qr code
3. turns out it may be real BUT need to provide my firstborn and iris and fingerprint
4. did it anyway bc im poor

thank you @elonmusk for the ramen moniez

shorting more $NEAR... i mean $ICP with it

[krillin ॐ @LSDinmycoffee]

we thought AI code is slop

but human code has been slop for decades

[Cryptrus @cryptrus]

@cr_ss_ Sure bro, sure

[Cryptrus @cryptrus]

$ZZZ to birth the new internet world

[signüll @signulll]

roughly the only winning hands left in software are new networks spawned through some sort of an intelligence layer.

i suspect the ai labs will not get there anytime soon like they did with personal agents primarily because building networks is more orthogonal to their dna than anything else really.

[Cryptrus @cryptrus]

We're so fucking fucked

[⁵⁄₉ @fiveoutofnine]

So basically, today PHP got two critical bugs that let anyone run code on your server without even logging in, which is bad, and then the details leaked before the patch was even out, which is worse, and it works on WordPress and MediaWiki and Magento and Joomla and Laravel, and Censys says like 1.5 million servers are running a version with no fix, so the NSA was like "take your system offline," and the FBI was like "take your system offline," and CISA and the UK and CERT-EU were all like "take your system offline," and then the Prime Minister of Japan, the actual Prime Minister, posted at 5:55 in the morning telling 48.8 million people to take their system offline, so everyone took their system offline, like the Dutch cybersecurity agency took its own website offline, and the Dutch parliament went offline, and the Port of Rotterdam went offline, and Finland and France and Denmark started pulling government sites, and Wikipedia went down, and https://t.co/QlOXb3COq3 went down, and Asana and GOG and Something Awful went down, and the University of Vienna's webmail went down for some reason, and that's just PHP. Because GitLab also dropped a CVSS 10.0, which is the highest score they give out, for a bug that's been there since 2014, so that's every self-hosted GitLab for twelve years, and then LiteLLM 1.107.0 got hijacked and shipped a credential stealer and a remote access trojan in every single wheel and the Docker images, including latest, and you didn't even have to import it, just installing it was enough, and it's the second time this year, and then Railway paused every deployment on the entire platform because someone got into the environment variables, so now everyone has to rotate every secret they've ever stored there, and TiDB Cloud said someone was walking around inside with stolen credentials for basically a month and an extortion group says they took 10.6 terabytes, and Zeabur got breached for the second time in two months and is just shutting down, like the whole company, and Node.js patched remote code execution and a TLS bypass, and CISA says Plex is being actively exploited, and someone took over 300 Tor exit relays to steal SSH passwords, and SafePay ransomware has hit over 600 critical infrastructure orgs, and India's biggest bank filed a data loss incident, and Japan has been in an official state of emergency in cyberspace since October 9, which honestly explains the 5:55 AM post. Oh, and eMudhra, a certificate authority that's issued over 60 million certificates, whose entire job is proving websites are who they say they are, was supposed to be using private keys that are random numbers over a hundred digits long, and one of them was 4. Just 4. And the others were like 66 and 237. Anyway, it's Wednesday.

[Exponent Labs @ExponentLabs_]

Most interesting part of this, is how the majority of the improvements were community led by @latentliq

[Cryptrus @cryptrus]

@BrotherMan998 I have a feeling...... it will be something for ena stakers

[Arthur Yeti @arthuryeti]

can't wait for @astrea_systems

[meatproxy@astrea @meatproxyastrea]

SUPER
HARNESS!!!!

SUPER HARNESS!!!!!

[Cryptrus @cryptrus]

@Cryoto_Ghost23 So obvious

[Cryptrus @cryptrus]

Tic tac
$zzz

[Exponent Labs @ExponentLabs_]

Haven't felt this excited in a while about a protocol

The building blocks for self-evolving protocols are already here, they just need to be assembled into the right structure

[Cryptrus @cryptrus]

@cr_ss_ Lmao good luck

[Cryptrus @cryptrus]

@Leonardo_Web3 @itsbalkanbadass Look at the MC and look at the TAM

[Cryptrus @cryptrus]

I will sell EXACTLY one ( 1 ) $ENA when it goes to ATH

Then I will once again sell EXACTLY one ( 1 ) $ENA at $3, just to celebrate @itsbalkanbadass 's impressive bullposting 🥂

And will keep the rest of my bag for a few more years

[Cryptrus @cryptrus]

Such an obvious 100M coin

$ZZZ

[zzz @zzz_community]

https://t.co/wIU4tAma3B is starting to become an autonomously evolving protocol

A walkthrough 🧵

[Adam @latentliq]

Slowly, then all at once.
$ZZZ

[Cryptrus @cryptrus]

@rektusd101 Yes

[Cryptrus @cryptrus]

Subtle $ENA shill from Brian

[Brian Armstrong @brian_armstrong]

Crypto has already removed a lot of the waiting we previously accepted as normal in finance:

- Stablecoins move across borders on weekends and holidays.
- Tokenized stocks trade 24/7 globally.
- Decentralized exchanges perform real time settlement.
- Onchain lending lets people borrow without waiting for a loan officer.

We're making money move at the speed of information.

[Cryptrus @cryptrus]

@cr_ss_ 🤣🤣