coco

with fries please (she/her)

[TransgenDeer🇵🇸 @Transgen_Deer]

Was cleaning off a knife but accidentally gave my Scrub Daddy an eyebrow slit now they’re nonbinary and wont do my dishes anymore

[clara @huhkooki]

esse hate train em nós bissexuais tem que acabar tao querendo tirar até o vampirismo da gente

[gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi]

The worst part about loving musicals is there’s so few people out there who you can talk about them with and, even worse, the ones who do want to talk about them are all theater kids

[coco @cryrabiez]

this ones just for me

[coco @cryrabiez]

finally finished fhjy so now i can post this. why do we call it figayda when we could call it squawk and roll

[coco @cryrabiez]

scheduling my gynecologist appointment and asking if they do happy endings

[coco @cryrabiez]

birtday

[coco @cryrabiez]

the other day i had a patient whose eye pressures were 6 and 7 and i jokingly was like “haha they were 6 7” and he was like “i don’t know what that means” so i briefly explained 6 7 and he was like “no i uh, meant eye pressures”

[jira @lugiarachi]

found my uncles tiktok and Dude what the Fuck are you doing

[kyle @KyleJJ12]

seven if it was accurately named: sodd

[kyle @KyleJJ12]

pregaming the boygenius concert by taking my clinically prescribed antidepressants

[james @jms_tny]

i’ve had a sneaking suspicion that i have an unshapely/no ass and i just recorded a slow motion video of me jumping and shaking my ass to test it and what i saw looked like an artist’s rendition of the inside of prince philip’s casket when the hearse hit a speed bump

[coco @cryrabiez]

idgaf keep adding numbers im not clicking it you cant make me

[Shen Comix @shenanigansen]

me: caesar! you have conquered all lands. none stand before you. what will you do now?

caesar: i think... i will invent a salad

me: what will you call it, your glory?

caesar: julius's salad

me: close

caesar: julius's epic salad

[ally 🦋✨🎧⸆⸉ @ally_sheehan]

the sexual tension between me and the hottest man in a musical ensemble when i’m an audience member and he’s definitely gay

[coco @cryrabiez]

NO MORE giant runways for planes. big treadmill instead. give me one billion dollars.

[Chew ☁️噛む @ChewChewer]

Confession#1

[coco @cryrabiez]

having a lot of instruments and not being good at any of them is so funny because im sad right now and trying to take out some feelings on my drums but im sooo ass at the drums so im just like hihat hihat. hihat. hihat hihat. kick. kick hihat

[christina's art ✿ || trc era 🐦‍⬛👑 @crobinson_art]

New version! I received some feedback about the brush and the way he's brushing her hair. Thank you for the constructive criticism!☺️

[evil woman Understander @laezbian]

trans person: i'm trans

society: ok

your illithid friend you try to ignore: You should reconsider using the tadpoles