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social introvert 🧚🏾‍♀️

[♋︎ @crysasf]

i took all my pictures off this app bc e**n is weird

[Chello Rosé 🍷 @ChellyJellyBeen]

This lady at the gym asks me what age do I think she is. I said she looks 63. She gasps and said that she is 41. Now, why would you put me in that situation?

[Eren 💋 @erenfromtargets]

the way hantavirus saw nobody giving af and just left

[da fuq dude @alledegedly_me]

I don’t like the new subway car displays telling you which car/ side of the station you are closest to. Eliminates the knowledge gap between ball knowers and non-ball knowers

[Lyn🦋 @_ayandamay]

Do you guys remember when nickelodeon would shut down on earth day and have that blank screen telling us to go play outside..?

[raya ⁺‧₊˚ ཐི⋆♱ @mjheartbreaks]

u think michael ever visited jaafar in his dreams and told him if u mess this shit up imma haunt you

[EASIN @easinellis]

My barber gon tell me “happy pride month” in a shop full of niggas

[Eliza Thornberry ✨ @Shasha_Marie12]

My grandfather died and left a notebook with a list of people that owe him money and told us to make sure that we collect it
😭😭😭

[Bad Batch @85illshit]

A girl on TikTok said chick fila makes better bake Mac than Jamaican ppl and I fear she is right

[` @ymmayerr]

actually you know what
why the FUCK havent we made blenders quieter, we found a way to silence guns, SURELY someone can silence a blender
please
theyre so fucking loud

[LakeShowYo @LakeShowYo]

Knicks fans are insane 😭😭😭

“My Mayor is Muslim, my bagel is Jewish, my Christian’s Dior… Knicks in 4!!!”

[Air @ayoair]

NEW YORK FUCKING CITY!!!!!!!!! MAMDANI!!!!! BAGELS!!!!! BACON EGG N CHEESE!!!! BROOKLYN!!!!! THE BRONX!!!!! HARLEM!!!!!!! QUEENS!!!!!! BIGGIE!!!! TIMBS!!!! HALAL CART. BODEGA CATS. JAYWALKING. PIZZA!!!!! FUCK ERIC ADAMS!!!! WE ARE THE GREATEST CITY IN AMERICA!!!!!!

[♋︎ @crysasf]

babies r so hilarious bc wdym you dk that you have a neck

[Vannah 🖤 @psavannahhh]

Little black girls everywhere were so up😭😭

[$iGN*🧟‍♂️ @dazedstunna]

lowkey love bombing isnt that bad if you jus enjoy it while it lasts

[Nyra @cosy_love_]

They're finally admitting it.

[dasia @PhelpsDasia]

only way to save money is to not care about your appearance and have no friends and not eat

[daisy @ihatedai]

Watching my own ig highlights n blushing cus im so sexy n fun

[🫶🏼🇦🇬🇯🇲 @Bigheavy___]

Went to JcPenny to get my baby his 1 month photos, TikTok had me thinking it’s $40. Bitch that shit was $300 American dollars.

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

Finding a low traffic bathroom at your job is so important