crystal

Texas girl and proud momma married to a Big Deal. God has given me a beautiful life filled
with amazing friends and family.

[crystal @cryscham1]

@mavgirl4114 @guerrillacandy Milli Vanilli

[crystal @cryscham1]

@dominos this is the quality we received tonight. When I called to complain & request a new pizza, I was told it would be delivered within 30 mins. It arrived an hour & 20 mins later,my daughter finally got dinner at 9pm but couldn’t eat the new pizza bc it was undercooked.Thanks

[crystal @cryscham1]

Having dogs who go get beers from the fridge and can do cool tricks is so awesome. I’m guessing because our dogs beg to go outside and then scratch and bark to get back in 3 seconds later. Yeah, that’s their cool talent 😒

[crystal @cryscham1]

@WHarding81 Having to deal with being a parent and all of the bull shit that comes with. Your goddaughter’s school shit.....☠️

[crystal @cryscham1]

October just started and it’s already showing signs of continuing the dumpster fire that is 2020. 🤦🏻‍♀️

[crystal @cryscham1]

Who are these so called middle class people who have jobs like making chalk signs spending $900 at Costco on a random Tuesday?? Don’t even try to pretend we’re in the same tax bracket. 💁🏻‍♀️

[FOX 4 NEWS @FOX4]

Boy roasts mom in hilarious journal entry on first day of homeschooling: 'It is not going good' https://t.co/i91KBPLr3S

[crystal @cryscham1]

True story!

[crystal @cryscham1]

This makes me smile!😁

[crystal @cryscham1]

@WGItweets Thank you for the hospitality! Our kids had a great time! It was a privilege to be there and watch so many talented teams!

[Keller Central Band @KC_Band]

Congratulations Keller Central varsity guard on your 1st place placement at the Nashville WGI regional!

[crystal @cryscham1]

So proud of my husband John! What a huge accomplishment! Graduating from the School of Business today! #WGUgrad

[crystal @cryscham1]

My daughter’s dinner had a chicken strip that kinda looked like a heart. 😍 @Whataburger look at y’all spreading the love! 🧡🤍🧡 #Whataburger #love #itsatexasthing #whataburgeristhebest #whataburgerspreadingthelove #thankgodiliveintexas

[crystal @cryscham1]

@KellerCentralHS First place out of 40 teams!! INCREDIBLE accomplishment!

[Keller Central Band @KC_Band]

Congratulations Keller Central Varsity winter guard on your 1st place placement at the Dallas WGI regional!

[crystal @cryscham1]

@KellerCentralHS @KellerISD She’s an AMAZING teacher! She helped my daughter so much! She is very deserving of this honor! Congratulations!!

[crystal @cryscham1]

@trav_fran @GDMRhian It should also be noted that the correct word is “allowed” not “aloud”. Anyone wishing to send condescending memos should at least know how to use basic words. Dumbass

[crystal @cryscham1]

Fort Worth TX in the house to cheer on the Irish!! #GoIrish #NotreDame #notredamegameday #BeatBC

[crystal @cryscham1]

I have a better chance of my husband getting me pregnant with triplets than I do at getting tickets to @HamiltonMusical.
P.S. my husband had a vasectomy 15 years ago.

[crystal @cryscham1]

Please go vote for KELLER CENTRAL as the Fan Favorite for BOA competition this weekend! KELLER CENTRAL NOT KELLER. 🤓https://t.co/PkkfTrxHq6