Crystal Berube

[Crystal Berube @crystaalruby]

Also I wrote a fiction story in grade 9 based on the Boxer Rebellion that my teacher submitted to a competition and the only reason I knew what that was, was bc of @BuffyTVS. So thank you for the history lesson I never would have had otherwise.

[Crystal Berube @crystaalruby]

“Once More, With Feeling” from @BuffyTVS is still, to this day, the best musical episode of any show ever. I will die on this hill. Fight me, I dare you.

[Crystal Berube @crystaalruby]

Dude I actually…. Like my job?? Like a lot. How refreshing.

[Crystal Berube @crystaalruby]

One of my favourite things about the @NFL draft was that with their first, first-round pick since 2016, the @RamsNFL selected another Jared.

[Crystal Berube @crystaalruby]

@RayanneJarrviss I had a recipe yesterday that said “knead until desired (preferably 20 times)” like???? Why say desired then.

[Crystal Berube @crystaalruby]

Forever thinking about the humbling moment when I got fully ready to go out, and my fiancé goes”it looks like there’s some kind of weird line on your forehead from your makeup ”

It was a wrinkle. Not a makeup issue.

[Crystal Berube @crystaalruby]

As a die hard @trixiemattel and @EdmontonOilers fan, hearing Trixie make a comparison using Wayne Gretzky in her newest video may have been my favourite part of 2024 so far.

[Crystal Berube @crystaalruby]

I fucking love @iamblackbear His music gets me through life 🤙🏻❤️

[Crystal Berube @crystaalruby]

Tattoo day is objectively the best day.

[Crystal Berube @crystaalruby]

Got my hair lightened for the first time in a YEAR and I am a NEW WOMAN 💕

[Crystal Berube @crystaalruby]

Mentally preparing for the craziness at work that’s going to ensure before the @MorganWallen concert tonight. I am afraid.

[Crystal Berube @crystaalruby]

@RayanneJarrviss Hahaha omg how could I forget that one!!! I literally use it daily still 😂❤️😂❤️

[Crystal Berube @crystaalruby]

Is it weird my favourite glasses happen to be mason jars I used for salsa a year ago?

[Crystal Berube @crystaalruby]

If you have @AppleTV, run, don’t walk to watch “The Crowded Room”. Such an incredible show.

[Crystal Berube @crystaalruby]

@RayanneJarrviss Man I’m so glad this happened to you too bc it’s been showing up for a year on my fb and idk why 😂😂😂

[Pittsburgh Steelers @steelers]

Seems like a good day to win a signed GP jersey 👀

🔁 if ya want it

[Crystal Berube @crystaalruby]

Clearly I really do put @FranksRedHot on everything bc I just got asked if “I” needed more Franks from the store, not if “we” needed more.

[Crystal Berube @crystaalruby]

I can never find this app on my phone anymore bc my little blue birdie is gone 😢

[Crystal Berube @crystaalruby]

Kind of creepy how when you read dystopian novels from the 90’s there are multiple parallels to modern life…. Just saying 🙃🙃

[Crystal Berube @crystaalruby]

Why the actual FUCK is my skin breaking out worse at 27 than I ever did as a teenager. Not impressed.