Crystal Lubahn

[Joe Russo @joerussotweets]

Hopecore.

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“Sex scenes so cringe and unnecessary
because they don’t move the plot forward.”

Okay, Gen Z. Tell me a movie where the sex scene is unnecessary and, if I’ve seen it, I’ll tell you why it was needed.

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Happy AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY trailer!

Just a reminder:

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It's so over for Millennial Filmmakers... or is it?

I wrote about how Gen Z are alledgedly stealing our jobs!

Link below.

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Listen to me yackity-yack about screenwriting, directing and how to sell specs on the Viva Film podcast!

Link in comments!!

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Hollywood’s obsession with Legacy IP will never die.

My thoughts on the A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET remake… Free link below.

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No amount of test screenings could save SUPERGIRL.

Hollywood Hangover: The Blog is now LIVE and FREE on Substack.

Link below.

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A smooookin' quote of mine used in the EVIL DEAD BURN marketing?

Not helping those accusations of me being a shill!

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Looking for a movie on Hulu to watch with dear old Dad this Father’s Day? Might I recommend our flick, THE INHERITANCE? it’s a heartwarming tale of a father just DYING to spend time with his kids!

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It will make Film Twitter FURIOUS to know I have friends — and one of them, @gbrandonhill, acquired the martial arts MASTERPIECE, ‘The Furious’, for Lionsgate — and I will find the critics who dropped its Rotten Tomatoes score to 97% and FURIOUSLY BASH them with fake hammers.

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Piper, you look super, giiiiiiirl.

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The night he-he came home.

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Having now seen them together, we are convinced Piper is part Easter Bunny.

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One of the hardest parts about believing in Christianity is that Jesus rose from the dead in the form of a giant, egg-hunting rabbit.

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Don’t love that the WGA hasn’t commented on the news we have a “deal” yet, and — as much as I love Matt — he’s not exactly unbiased when it comes to the unions.

This feels like the studios trying to pressure the guild into taking a deal.

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It would be really funny if we got paid for this one over Venmo, but my reps keep telling me no.

Been obsessing over this movie ever since I first read the short story.

You will be obsessed too.

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What if we kissed under the Anaconda mistletoe?

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Still can’t believe I got “trapped” by this lifelong Ghostbuster, but I wouldn’t have it any other way.

Happy Birthday to the King of the Nerds, @joerussotweets.

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Like wine — and CLUELESS — Crystal only gets better with age. What’s that number, you ask? AS IF I’d “Cher” that!

Happy Birthday, @crystalLubahn!

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“Remember, no man is a failure who has friends.”

Another very, merry Birthmas in the books.