Crystal Segner

The meaning of life is to find your gift. The purpose of life is to give it away-Shakespeare Momma Wife Nurse Blessed.

[Crystal Segner @crystal_deann]

@DonHarris4 that’s called a #SWARM on the NB defense! Go BIG BLUE!

[Crystal Segner @crystal_deann]

@DezBryant @OSUAthletics And, we miss seeing you in Orange!!

[Crystal Segner @crystal_deann]

Holy crap! https://t.co/MQmbaAsJO8

[Crystal Segner @crystal_deann]

Current situation. Sick as hell and they are just being annoying on purpose!

[Crystal Segner @crystal_deann]

Wide awake, thanks night shift internal clock. Wish I could sleep like a regular person on my weekend off. 🙄🙄🙄

[Crystal Segner @crystal_deann]

It’s a GREAT Saturday for sports! Oklahoma State win, Now flipping between Astros and UT/OU—Hook Em!

[Crystal Segner @crystal_deann]

It's a gorgeous day in #NewBraunfelsTx Got the windows in the house open, cool breeze comin in and a little #WadeBowen on the speaker 😀😍

[Crystal Segner @crystal_deann]

@rawhidevelvet I came on twitter just to see what you have to say about #DebzOG rap video 😳😳😂😂 #trainwreck

[Rita Ballou @rawhidevelvet]

Ask Yo Self...

[Crystal Segner @crystal_deann]

@GraceVanderWaal is savage!! 😂😂 And oh soooooo amazing!! https://t.co/hpaH5tNBIq

[Grace VanderWaal @GraceVanderWaal]

It's a 3 day show in Oct. My childhood will be spent playing in my NEW tree house writing music 😲 #MiraclesDoHappen https://t.co/14dSLhhUp6

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

6-year-old: A boy was mean to me.

Me: What should you say if someone hurts your feelings?

6: I'll hurt your face.

[Crystal Segner @crystal_deann]

@Gunnerphd so true!!

[Crystal Segner @crystal_deann]

These Olympic athletes w/ their ripped bodies. I'm going to sit here on my couch & eat my brownie and drink my DP & wish I was fit #Rio2016

[Crystal Segner @crystal_deann]

#MichaelPhelps is ready to knock the obnoxiousness out of this guy. #Rio2016

[Crystal Segner @crystal_deann]

Watching #davidplummer and Tatum says, He has a 6 pack. Daddy has a 20 pack. Kelsey replied, ya...of beer. 😂😂😂😂 #Rio2016

[Crystal Segner @crystal_deann]

Russell: "Do swimmers sweat?!"
Me: 🙄🙄🙄😳😳😂😂 #Rio2016 #DwyerforGold

[Crystal Segner @crystal_deann]

What is that blue thing on their table? Looks like a bouquet of labia. #OpeningCeremony #Rio2016

[Crystal Segner @crystal_deann]

#TeamUSA Looks like #WheresWaldo with those shirts. #Rio2016

[Crystal Segner @crystal_deann]

Oh the life of a fair skinned whitey like me. I tanned tonight for FOUR minutes in one of my moms new beds. Now, I'm sunburned everywhere.

[Crystal Segner @crystal_deann]

Oh, Lawdy. If hells this hot, I'm going to church to repent everything right now. #canttakethisheat