CrystalO

Latina who watches too much tv.

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

Holy shit, this “American girl” ad from @senecaprojectus is amazing!!!
Hard to see the letters I’m typing through the tears streaming down my face though.

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

He sounds like a guy yelling at random people on 34th Street with a karaoke speaker

[CrystalO @crystal_olvera]

@rubenavendano It’s such a trainwreck but I can’t stop. Won’t stop.

[CrystalO @crystal_olvera]

My favorite way to relax is reading think-pieces about how horrible The Idol is having never seen an episode.

[CrystalO @crystal_olvera]

Just accidentally texted an article about someone spilling rice on a plane to the Uber Eats driver.

[CrystalO @crystal_olvera]

Every now and then I go back and listen to Ryan Adams’ version of “Wildest Dreams” even though I know he’s problematic. It’s a perfect cover.

[CrystalO @crystal_olvera]

I was Team Gwyneth the whole time.

[CrystalO @crystal_olvera]

Welp. Benito was robbed.

[CrystalO @crystal_olvera]

My friend gave me his Shudder password. Feels like Christmas morning.

[CrystalO @crystal_olvera]

Sometimes, I think about how I was obsessed with “Jagged Little Pill” at 13. My big brother gifted it to me not knowing it was a feminist manifesto that would shape who I am today. #tipsy #imaydeletethistomorrow #hadlike5rumandcokes

[CrystalO @crystal_olvera]

Me: Frank Ocean is headlining a night of Coachella.
Friend: Is that Billy Ocean’s son?
Me:

[CrystalO @crystal_olvera]

My toxic trait is making people watch superbowl halftime shows.

[CrystalO @crystal_olvera]

Me: Ok mom, my flight leaves at 6 p.m.
Mom: Sure, just do this list of 57,646 things before you leave.

[CrystalO @crystal_olvera]

This year’s Thanksgiving family movie: RRR. We’ve laughed, cried, cheered and screamed “whaaaaaaat!” at least 20 times.

[CrystalO @crystal_olvera]

How is it barely 6 p.m.

[CrystalO @crystal_olvera]

@zackquaintance Try the dark chocolate ones if you want to feel fancy

[CrystalO @crystal_olvera]

I have a terrible sore throat and have to drive to San Antonio for an event. But if Rihanna can perform “What’s My Name?” At the Grammys with bronchitis, I can do this. Right?

[CrystalO @crystal_olvera]

Was excited for The Watcher because the real case is so creepy but this is just pure camp.

[CrystalO @crystal_olvera]

My new favorite thing to do while working from home is watch crappy horror movies while answering emails. Yesterday I sat through “Grimcutty.”Today it’s “47 Meters Down.” #ThisisHalloween

[CrystalO @crystal_olvera]

@notyouravgjoe3 I know! Frank Drebin is irreplaceable.

[CrystalO @crystal_olvera]

Liam Neeson in a “Naked Gun” revival? Surely, you can’t be serious!