buggsy

staying informed and aware ~ non omnis moriar

[buggsy @crystalb01]

Midway through peeling off a face mask, grabbed my phone to search for NOYDB - it required my passcode

Y’all…FaceID will prevent access if someone is wearing your face as a skin suit!

I smell a new campaign. You’re welcome @Apple. Sell the shit out of THAT security feature.

[Neil Renic @NC_Renic]

Academic conferences should replace the lanyard with individualised vests listing our anxieties.

[buggsy @crystalb01]

*remembers to take a deep breath*

[buggsy @crystalb01]

Awe. The gargoyle was right there with him. She made it to 20 years and some change. RIP Annabelle a.k.a. fossil dog, zombie dog, relic, a beezy, itsy…💕

[USA TODAY @USATODAY]

Meet TobyKeith — the world's oldest dog at 21 years old, according to Guinness World Records.
https://t.co/P7KxqbaWAn

[buggsy @crystalb01]

@JonFairchild12 I’m definitely the “oh” in the relationship. 💁‍♀️

[Kristen Mulrooney @missmulrooney]

Every marriage has one person who reports whenever a celebrity dies and one person who says “oh.”

[buggsy @crystalb01]

@leahclementine I thought for sure you were going to say breakfast. Which is completely fine and good and normal over here.

[buggsy @crystalb01]

@leahclementine When you combine a combination of grad school, work, and pandemic, you get sentences like this…

[buggsy @crystalb01]

Based on my likes, apparently? 😬🤷‍♀️

Who am I to argue with the algorithm?

[mkk @marykatekenney]

saw someone talk about how if Kim K, with all the money and resources in the world, can’t safely and simply divorce her husband without being harassed and stalked, then it’s about time we stop asking women in domestic violence situations the question “why doesn’t she just leave?”

[kemi @kemimarie]

i’m in pursuit of joy. joy is healing. joy is freeing. i’ve spent so much of my life around emotional turmoil that i continued putting myself in spaces and with people who continued that cycle. i am no longer doing that. i am cultivating a space of joy and lighthearted fun.

[buggsy @crystalb01]

Learned a valuable lesson today about wearing a mask with a very very strong menthol cough drop in my mouth.

Exhale = eye burrrrrrrrrrrrrrnnnnnnnnnn

[The New Yorker @NewYorker]

A cartoon by @PKuperArt. #NewYorkerCartoons

[buggsy @crystalb01]

@hibbary But why did I read this in illustration in the voice of @The_LiamNeeson in my head? 🤦‍♀️

[buggsy @crystalb01]

@leahclementine Oh no! I hope you feel better quickly. Rest up. ❤️

[buggsy @crystalb01]

Am I alone in wondering why Covid Christmas ornaments are a thing? A snowflake made of syringes? A masked Santa? Eh…not for me.

[Dr. Thema @drthema]

Breaking the mental chains of abuse includes daring to dream again, live again, and love again instead of perpetually bracing yourself for disaster.

[jay @nut_fire]

hot take, too much gaslighting from a parent as a child turns you into an argumentative person desperate to prove your version of events bc you're used to being dismissed in an unfair power structure

[buggsy @crystalb01]

I don’t regret the time I spent scrolling these 🤓

[σκίβιδι χάρυβδις @grnpointer]

The House of Faberge made 52 "Imperial" eggs as Easter gifts for Tsars Alexander III and Nicholas II to give to their wives and moms. 46 of these survive. I will rank all 46 Imperial Faberge eggs.

[buggsy @crystalb01]

@JonFairchild12 I’ll pull out the receipts 🤣

[buggsy @crystalb01]

@leahclementine Yeah it was fun 🌪😳