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I knew you'd never let me go through with it.

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Please remember to take your medication.

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It's hard, Scully.

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This seat taken?

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Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer do. I'm half crazy all for the love of you. It won't be a stylish marriage, I can't afford a carria...

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In love, there is always one who kisses and one who offers the cheek.

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Do you believe in the existence of extra terrestrials?

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That's what you think of me?

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While you recently had your problems on the run, they've regrouped and
are making another attack.

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She's afraid of her love for you.

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The future is hazy - pass the joint and ask again

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You will have numerous pinecones

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He's lied to you from the beginning. He never trusted you.

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The truths you are seeking
from your childhood may continue to evade you, driving you more
dangerously forward in impossible pursuit.

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If my Miss Manners served me right, that protrusion from his left cornea is a salad fork.

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I'll send him a bunt cake.

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I think that you appreciate that there are extraordinary men and women; extraordinary moments when history leaps forward on the backs...

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Chicken Little only has to be right once.

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Beggars shouldn't be choosers.

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