Crystal

overly sarcastic. bookworm. obsessed with tattoos. Giraffe lover. my cat is my child. fangirl of many things. I'm all over the place

[Crystal @crystalclear205]

I hate packing 😭 how do I know what I'm gonna want to wear in ten days!

[Crystal @crystalclear205]

Always retweeting this https://t.co/TFHmxsYM5F

[Crystal @crystalclear205]

When you forget to bring your deodorant to your boyfriend's place and now you have to use his and now you smell like boy 😭😭

[Crystal @crystalclear205]

This is way too funny 😂😂 https://t.co/jiYsFYl8Hx

[Crystal @crystalclear205]

I love finding new cocktail and shooter specials for the bar 🍸🍹🍷 #barwench

[Crystal @crystalclear205]

I was a responsible adult who sent a couple of resumes today. Now for video games :p

[Crystal @crystalclear205]

Gotta love when a costumer goes to pay their tan and get declined. Yes, I would love to pay your 50$ tab 😡 #bartenderproblems

[Crystal @crystalclear205]

Hey @johngreen can you please stop making me feel my feelings? That would be great #TheFaultInOurStars

[Crystal @crystalclear205]

I shouldn't be allowed to go shopping without adult supervision

[Crystal @crystalclear205]

4$ and 5$ panties at LaSenza. I repeat: 4$ and 5$ panties at LaSenza!

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For Your Consideration #Emmys2016 @TelevisionAcad @TheEmmys