Bruh, Iโm still waiting for ETH to text me back at $1,750, and now BTC is already planning our $200K wedding?
Fine. Iโll show up lateโฆ as always. ๐ ๐
Opened the chart and BTC went from 70k straight to 55k...
Those little bounces in between? That's me "pretending to work hard" at the gym ๐๏ธ
People ask what I'm looking at โ
"Watching Bitcoin's diving competition, current score 70,000 : 55,500, shorts winning by a landslide"
Morgan Stanley launching ETFs with staking yields feels like TradFi turning crypto into a retirement fund. Well, at least now boomers can share our insomnia.
All great companies over the years have evolved and grown in strength and price.
Ethereum and $ETH are doing just that now ~
โข ERA 1 of ETH ~ 2015-2025 ~ $0.50-$4,950
โข ERA 2 of ETH ~ 2026-2036 ~ $1,500-$XXX,000
Are you prepared to witness the 2nd parabolic rise of ETH?