au where jeongguk attempts to play 20 questions with every attractive guy he meets, usually not getting past the basic “are you into dudes” question.
he’s use to the rejection, at this point not expecting any other response other than no, however has perfected his greetings…
“if i was?”
“well, um, would i be considered?” jeongguk cheeks burn red
“based off what?”
“what do you look for?”
“well, what’re you offering?” taehyung entertains this little game.
they go back and forth, asking questions until they almost reach their 20 question limit.
#taekookau “Sir—Could you please take this gentleman home?“ The owner had pleaded.
Taehyung stared up at the night sky with an armful of a man he would much rather not be piggybacking in the middle of the street.
His /ex/, was drooling on his shoulder, drunk and dumb.
#taekookau where Jungkook’s hopelessly and completely in love with his brother's boyfriend's younger brother.
Too bad Taehyung’s only ever seen him as Yoongi’s cute (read:bratty) little brother.