crystal (3am Edition)

books, shoes, day drinking, proper grammar, celebrity gossip, country music, big dogs, tall boys, baby elephants, ΦΣΣ.

[crystal (3am Edition) @crystalhoff]

currently binge-watching: sweet magnolias

[crystal (3am Edition) @crystalhoff]

currently binge-watching: the summer i turned pretty

[crystal (3am Edition) @crystalhoff]

currently binge-watching: every year after

[crystal (3am Edition) @crystalhoff]

doing this tomorrow; will report back

[Northeast Regional Nancy @NRNancy_]

is it appropriate to sign off a work email "Knicks in five"

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

GOOD MORNING NEW YORK CITY.

[Gannon Breslin @gannonbreslin]

Not right now babe I'm busy reading every single tweet Hunter Biden presses send on

[Alina ♰ @emalkova22]

He said he likes physical touch so i slapped him

[crystal (3am Edition) @crystalhoff]

reader pet peeve: every chapter in this book is 30-40 pages and i can’t stand it.

[crystal (3am Edition) @crystalhoff]

@Arden_2210 4

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@_Aria_2210 32

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@hicasamadim 72

[Neil Renic @NC_Renic]

Your email finds me choking with rage for having received your email

[mollie writes stuff @vuse_lover]

I’m probably going to die alone but I’m about to get Chili’s so it’s going to be okay

[Brittany Luse @bmluse]

They used to make movies about Ashley Judd killing her terrible husband… those were the days

[carolina @isntcarolina]

nunca usaria botox porque me gusta que la gente vea mi cara de asco cuando dijeron una pelotudez

[ꪝe @_wej01]

Me at Walmart: No one will ever know I bought this dress for $6.

Stranger: I love your dress.

Me: GIRL, IT WAS $6 AT WALMART.

[crystal (3am Edition) @crystalhoff]

i’m with her.

[PROTECT ALL WILDLIFE @Protect_Wldlife]

Men are increasingly targeting companion animals in a worrying pattern of domestic violence towards women.

In the seconds after he broke the news to her, Claire lunged at Keith with a kitchen knife, stabbing him twice in the chest and abdomen and screaming: 'You've killed my dogs.'

Read more: Story behind wife who stabbed husband after he had her dogs put down https://t.co/NQJZYfvYTC

[crystal (3am Edition) @crystalhoff]

why do i have a sudden urge to book a trip to edinburgh and wander around exploring pubs, bookshops and everything in between?

[Kam @PatsKam]

I don’t get why I can’t eat off the kids menu AND order a margarita. I got a tiny tummy & big problems.