Ho Kong Crystal🦍🦁

Perpetually hungry. Usually hangry. Waffle House addict. I love to laugh, especially at myself. My inside voice is still loud. Don't tell me what to do.

[Ho Kong Crystal🦍🦁 @crystalli0]

"I was distracted by all the food so I didn't really notice the guy."
A thing I said tonight and also me in a single sentence

[Ho Kong Crystal🦍🦁 @crystalli0]

@abake6 Skyline chili belongs in the trash, not someone's stomach

[Epimenides @e_plutarchos]

@MLSist

[Ho Kong Crystal🦍🦁 @crystalli0]

Booooooo get some original tweets. Loser behavior

[DraftKings Sports @DKSports]

2025 Kentucky Derby Results:

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[Ho Kong Crystal🦍🦁 @crystalli0]

Also @askparamount

[Ho Kong Crystal🦍🦁 @crystalli0]

@paramountco @MTV if y'all don't fix this deal with @YouTubeTV i sweater gawd

[Ho Kong Crystal🦍🦁 @crystalli0]

@paramountco @MTV if y'all don't fix this deal with @YouTubeTV i sweater gawd

[bobbi loves vampires ❤️ @hiimbobbi]

In another life, where The Muppets on ABC was still on air, Sabrina would’ve performed “Espresso” on Up Late with Miss Piggy. Piggy would duet but change the lyrics to “Its that moi espresso” before kicking Sabrina off the stage because there can be only one dominant blonde.

[Ho Kong Crystal🦍🦁 @crystalli0]

@HatmanGetsPaid I couldn't get over how long they sat at the traffic light lmao

[Ho Kong Crystal🦍🦁 @crystalli0]

They just built a different way to sit in traffic. These morons could've lit all the money it took to build this on fire and it would've been just as useful to society

[Sawyer Merritt @SawyerMerritt]

Here is the brand new Boring Company Vegas Loop – Westgate Station tunnel that just opened.

Source: https://t.co/vi7fWubbW3

[Ho Kong Crystal🦍🦁 @crystalli0]

@CupOfTeesh I'm so proud of you

[Patrick Fenelon 🌹 @Patrick_Fenelon]

"Racism exists. Always has always will, unfortunately. it's a disaster. But what America has become: it's rich people against poor people. And I wish people would understand that politicians do a good job of making us fight w/ each other, but it's rich people against poor people"

[Tom Fornelli @TomFornelli]

The thing that's ignored when people say they don't want games decided by the elements is that both teams are playing in those elements, and those teams are still what's deciding the outcome.

Also, a 95-degree, humid day is an element too.

[NeoGameSpark @NeoGameSpark]

The obsession with every single game having to look hyper realistic is a mental illness.

[Jaclyn, of liking Barriss fame @Jbandos]

Cars shouldn’t have touch screens they should have buttons and dials

[Ho Kong Crystal🦍🦁 @crystalli0]

@CupOfTeesh Me 🎄