Crystal Moon

[Crystal Moon @CrystalMoonable]

https://t.co/MnqqljW43C

[BuffaloRon @BuffaloRon]

Me: I'm going to eat healthy

Lettuce: I'm going to give you explosive diarrhea

Oreos in the pantry: I would never do that to you

[Crystal Moon @CrystalMoonable]

@Hana_b30 love this

[Alexandre Files @AlexandreFiles]

According to De Moraes, the now-deleted post below from Senator Do Val was also a crime because it threatened to expose criminal conduct by members of the Brazilian Federal Police acting under the direction of Alexandre de Moraes.

“Friends and acquaintances of the Federal Police, I want to share with you a message of extreme importance about individual responsibility in complying with illegal orders. Recently, in a conversation with the top leadership of the U.S. government, it was pointed out that, since the Nuremberg trials, it has been internationally recognized that individuals cannot exempt themselves from legal responsibility simply by claiming that they were following orders from above. This principle reinforces that the defense of "was only following orders" has since not exempted individual responsibility for acts that violate human rights.
Federal police officers in Brazil need to be aware of this seriousness, which ranges from losing their passports to having assets seized and spending 22 years in a closed regime. We are working together with other international human rights bodies and have already gathered the names of all the federal police officers who appear in each investigation: investigators, experts, agents and delegates who acted illegally when carrying out arrest, search and seizure orders, among other illegalities already reported and already included in our dossier. Much is still to come to the detriment of those who violated human rights, whether they comply with an order from the superior or not.
The wealth of details we have about each member of the Federal Police who contributed to illegal actions is impressive. We know what processes they have worked on, what anti-constitutional decisions they have made, and what actions have infringed on human rights. We have an extensive list of these police officers and they will all answer for their actions, as there is already sufficient evidence of the commission of crimes against human rights in all investigations. There is no more room for excuses such as: ‘I'm just following orders.’
I take this opportunity to thank you, on behalf of all the work that has been contributing for years both to us in the US and to Brazil.”

[thedayofthedot @thedayofthedot]

there is no need to get all mature about anything.

[thedayofthedot @thedayofthedot]

i care, but i'm sure it's because i've been drinking.

[Gordon @MisterBombay]

I always feel like an archaeologist every time I dig the plastic scoop out of my protein supplement

[Gordon @MisterBombay]

I hate negativity.

And irony.

[L.O.L.A @Lola_Areola]

I used to be frightened when my brothers told me there was a man in the cupboard, now I'd be fucking delighted.

[Robyn Vo @robyn_vo]

Penguins are super committed to the “we’re assholes and don’t fly” thing. I’ve been throwing them off the roof all day, fucking nothing.

[Robyn Vo @robyn_vo]

If you don’t hear from me for a few days it’s because I finally figured out how to 69 myself.

[The Anti-Barbie Doll @polyhumorous]

At least once a week, I find myself yelling "This is why I don't own a gun!" at my kids.

[The Anti-Barbie Doll @polyhumorous]

I like to lead my kids by example. Even though they keep putting me under the "What NOT To Do" column, it's still an example.

[The Anti-Barbie Doll @polyhumorous]

10yr old asks; "Do they call it Orange County because so many of them have fake tans?"

[Gorrdano @Gorrdano]

Seriously, one hour on twitter is like seven hours anywhere else. It's also like seven hours on twitter.

[Gorrdano @Gorrdano]

What do you mean you don't have an outlet for my charger?? What kind of third world Iraqi kamikaze camel bus is this?!

[Gorrdano @Gorrdano]

That's right automatic door, you open for ME bitch.

[Slaydrienne @TheBlessMess]

My hangover has become self-aware, it keeps hogging all the blankets and drinking my water.