Crystal Norman

#Vagabond, #singer, #writer, #wanderer, #humanist, #adventurer, #traveler

[Crystal Norman @crystalroams]

@Hopie_Dopiee43 you once asked why I have a picture of Bucky’s nuts on my phone.... for exactly this reason

[Crystal Norman @crystalroams]

So, I got another wrong number text. The moral of this story: Don’t cheat on your wife!
Keep scrolling for the rest of it.
#wrongnumbertext #wrongnumber #dontcheatonyourwife #moralofthestory #imstilldying

[Crystal Norman @crystalroams]

#TMW you have been on a two week long #Netflix binge and you realize you are in the final few episodes.
I wanna watch them, but then what am I gonna do with my life afterwards?!
Bed rest is driving me crazy.
#FirstWorldProblems
#Haven #TuesdayThoughts

[Crystal Norman @crystalroams]

@Hopie_Dopiee43 @RogueFirstLady And sometimes I just randomly send them to my friends.

[Crystal Norman @crystalroams]

@Hopie_Dopiee43 @RogueFirstLady So, a lot of times, guys will ask me to send pics (nudes)... so I send them pics of Bucky’s glorious balls, and they don’t ask me for pics anymore.

[Crystal Norman @crystalroams]

@Hopie_Dopiee43 @RogueFirstLady Why do I have a picture of Bucky’s nuts on my phone?

[Crystal Norman @crystalroams]

Cussing me because your ID isnt valid is not going to change my mind. Actually, its just going to piss me off, and Im petty, so now Im carding you, all your friends, your family, and everyone around for the rest of your life. #sorrynotsorry #dearcustomer #retailproblems #retail

[Crystal Norman @crystalroams]

Almost everything I own is sitting on my back porch.
The #mold is horrible after #HurricaneFlorence and we’re all sick
We keep finding more every day.
Floors, ceilings, walls, furniture, clothes, shoes. Waiting to hear from #FEMA and the #insurance company.
#aftermath #losinghope

[Crystal Norman @crystalroams]

@janna_goodyear I was just surprised that people were trying to buy stuff while we were pulling the ceiling tiles and insulation down and trying to squeegee water out the door. People really baffled me sometimes.

[Crystal Norman @crystalroams]

Finally able to go inside the #BP in #SneadsFerry #NC today after #HurricaneFlorence. This is the store that was shown on #TheWeatherChannel as the canopy was blown over in the #hurricane. Even some of our locals came to help us today! #sneadsferrystrong #HurricaneFlorence2018

[Crystal Norman @crystalroams]

@Hopie_Dopiee43 I’m really not sure what is going to happen. We are waiting to hear back from the owners to see what they want to do.

[Crystal Norman @crystalroams]

@Hopie_Dopiee43 Idk. Probably at least 3 weeks. There’s just so much damage.

[Crystal Norman @crystalroams]

Finally! Blue skies after #HurricaneFlorence2018!
#TuesdayMotivation #hurricaneflorence #sky #sneadsferry #nc

[Crystal Norman @crystalroams]

@Hopie_Dopiee43 Lots of trees down, lots of power lines down, and lots of flooding. Our roof started leaking today, so they put some tarps up. I haven’t been to Holly Ridge. Looks like BP got the worst of it. We are closed til further notice.

[Crystal Norman @crystalroams]

So #thankful for these #linemen!
You guys are #amazing
#Hurricaneflorence #hurricane #florence #hurricaneflorence2018 #power #youguysrock #staysafe