Shortimus Prime

Blessing, Elevation, Testimony ✨

[Erling Haaland @Erling]

Goodbye 🇺🇸 It’s been emotional!

[Shortimus Prime @crystalsibanda]

@Mambhevha @vanellope_schw Please dm when you now want the info, I’ll try and explain it simply.

[Chief Teezy🇿🇼 @Chief_Teez_y]

8 planets, 7 continents,195 countries and i ended up in Zimbabwe, for what reason exactly.

[Shortimus Prime @crystalsibanda]

@omgsidewalks Gertrude

[Farai Chaka @FJChaka]

Why exactly are the (corrupt) Zimbabwean elites selling their lifestyles to us? Why do we care so much which cars, phones, jets, clothes they have. Is it to make it look like it's attainable to the general masses (it's not.) I don't understand why so many people are captivated

[Shortimus Prime @crystalsibanda]

Also wear your retainers everyday kids

[Shortimus Prime @crystalsibanda]

Shoutout to my orthodontist, love his work ❤️

[Shortimus Prime @crystalsibanda]

My jaw is still crooked but I will live, not breaking it any time soon, thanks. I can live without super super straight aligned teeth.

[Shortimus Prime @crystalsibanda]

Shoutout to my orthodontist, love his work ❤️

[Shortimus Prime @crystalsibanda]

My teeth are very very big but they’re straight as an arrow shame

[Shortimus Prime @crystalsibanda]

4 years. Four whole years. Till we meet again big head 🕊️❤️

[S. 🏆 @saratu]

Competence is so hot.

[Shortimus Prime @crystalsibanda]

Yes ❤️

[maMvelase ❤️ @Nocylove123]

Married men going out every weekend and leaving behind their wives and kids.Ubaba womuzi abuye ngo 4 am??

[Shortimus Prime @crystalsibanda]

The older I get the less I have to say. Talking now drains me.

[tido bling @tiido_bling]

how do i explain to people that i can just slip into my nonverbal mood and it has nothing to do with them.

[Shortimus Prime @crystalsibanda]

@okaMbasela I get tired of trying to explain this thing. Vele naturally I prefer to listen than to talk, lakho futhi there are weeks/months where I don’t feel like talking at all 😭. I compromise by checking in here and there but yah it’s never enough, people take offence shame.

[Sophia ❣️ @KeruboSk]

Work. Work. Work. Stay hydrated. Go to the dentist. 10,000 steps. “What’s for dinner?” Insurance. Drink water. Pay a bill. Pay a bill. Smile. Credit Score. Check engine light. Go get gas. ALLERGIES! TAXES! STUDENT LOANS! Phone storage full. Email. Email. Apple $12.99. Apple $9.99. Subscriptions. Subscription. Overdraft. Laundry. Fold. Text. Text. Text. Clean the house. “I haven’t seen you in a while.” Doctors appoinment. Hair appoinment. Nail appointment. RENT. WAR! GOVERNMENT! POLITICS! THE PRESIDENT!!

[Shortimus Prime @crystalsibanda]

@okaMbasela 🤣 I’ve tried it’s not working

[Shortimus Prime @crystalsibanda]

I have come to realize I have a soft soft spot for engineers. Love them 🌸

[Shortimus Prime @crystalsibanda]

I have come to realize I have a soft soft spot for engineers. Love them 🌸

[Shortimus Prime @crystalsibanda]

Lols got 91% and 86% respectively 🙊

[Shortimus Prime @crystalsibanda]

Anything related to accounting or financial management is the devil. I can’t believe what I’m going through right now, Jesus 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭