little plague girl

pissed off, funny, and warm, a good man in a storm

[little plague girl @crystalvvisions]

everything is a feeling

[little plague girl @crystalvvisions]

hell is a place on earth and that place is the south side giant eagle

[little plague girl @crystalvvisions]

looking at twitter just feels like dropping in to a bunch of conversations i wasn't a part of and missed the context of and if i wanted that i would just start going to irl social gatherings more

[little plague girl @crystalvvisions]

if bad posture bad why good posture painful

[little plague girl @crystalvvisions]

me and my dog both randomly puked today

[little plague girl @crystalvvisions]

i am asking for the 1000th time: why does imessage not have a "mark as unread" feature pls i miss so many texts bc i open them when im not ready to reply and then the notification is gone and whoops forgot about that conversation for two weeks

[Paul Fairie @paulisci]

A Brief History of Nobody Wants to Work Anymore

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[little plague girl @crystalvvisions]

update he is most definitely living in my walls and i will take him over bats

[little plague girl @crystalvvisions]

is it a bad idea to buy a bag of peanuts and attempt to befriend the squirrel that hangs out in my courtyard/on my deck

[little plague girl @crystalvvisions]

there are a lot of things i would change about the human body, but somewhere up near the top of the list is to be able to take my boobs off every now and again

[top mind @someduckingguy]

everybody should quit their jobs and just start hanging out

[little plague girl @crystalvvisions]

u ever think about how incredibly different your life would be if u could feasibly get the medical testing/treatment that u need

[little plague girl @crystalvvisions]

evil is a relay sport when the one who's burned turns to pass the torch

[little plague girl @crystalvvisions]

damn ive been sleeping on audiobooks

[little plague girl @crystalvvisions]

"i don't envy what it's like to be you in your brain"

[little plague girl @crystalvvisions]

i'm just gonna say it: i don't care about space

[little plague girl @crystalvvisions]

remember when coughing wasn't a big deal

[little plague girl @crystalvvisions]

we just had a moment. he seems cool

[little plague girl @crystalvvisions]

is it a bad idea to buy a bag of peanuts and attempt to befriend the squirrel that hangs out in my courtyard/on my deck

[Sarah Lazarus @sarahclazarus]

no new years resolutions. it is the circumstances turn to improve

[little plague girl @crystalvvisions]

all i want for christmas is for danny devito to live forever

[David Watt @davewattrules]

Dream blunt rotation: Me and four clones of myself