Crystal Smith

All I know is I love getting drunk and I'm really good at it

[Crystal Smith @crystalweber93]

I’m at Caitlin’s graduation and after Caitlin’s name was called my mom handed us all fun packs (glow bracelet, crossword puzzle & pencil, coloring page & crayons, slim Jim, smarties and fruit gummies) to keep us entertained lol

[Crystal Smith @crystalweber93]

@LexLeggo I will never live that down lol

[Crystal Smith @crystalweber93]

Kyle’s watching Moana for the first time and he told me I can’t sing along cuz I’ll ruin it. 1. Valid 2. Impressed he wants to actually watch it and wasn’t just saying yes to please me

[Crystal Smith @crystalweber93]

I don’t understand why snoring has to be a thing

[Crystal Smith @crystalweber93]

@LexLeggo Kyle is obsessed with that kid

[Crystal Smith @crystalweber93]

@MissJewBootyyy That’s my next show I want to start after I finish true blood! I’ve never seen it!

[Crystal Smith @crystalweber93]

@MissJewBootyyy Same with my Monday!

[Crystal Smith @crystalweber93]

@lauren_phill I sorry ☹️

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@Mamaciiittaa I don’t understand how girls look cute in general while they work out. I’m a sweaty mess

[Crystal Smith @crystalweber93]

@lauren_phill @Mamaciiittaa @HWilson1693 @LexLeggo @jordannnphil @geenz__ Love you!!😍😭

[Crystal Smith @crystalweber93]

@Jennnerrss Come visit!🤗 and bring your pup!

[Crystal Smith @crystalweber93]

KYLE AND I GOT A PUPPY!!!

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Wendy’s kids meals don’t come with a frosty anymore 😭

[Crystal Smith @crystalweber93]

@Jennnerrss @lauren_phill I’ll have to try torchys next night out!😊

[Crystal Smith @crystalweber93]

One of the biggest heartbreaks of moving to Texas (besides leaving my friends and family) is that they don’t have Del Taco

[Crystal Smith @crystalweber93]

Shot gunning a second beer is always so hard and full of regret

[Crystal Smith @crystalweber93]

@LexLeggo True, but at least you’re drunk and don’t end up looking like you’re in jr. High going through your emo stage

[Crystal Smith @crystalweber93]

Nothing is more frustrating than trying to put eyeliner on in the car

[Crystal Smith @crystalweber93]

I finally have my bar cart I’ve been talking about since college 😍

[Crystal Smith @crystalweber93]

@LexLeggo 😭😭😭 still in denial