crys.

sincerity is scary

[Mason Mennenga @masonmennenga]

be the person your youth group self would have feared the most

[crys. @crystalxshaw]

@hiimbobbi not necessarily tragic, but everything Egypt related- hieroglyphics, mythology, pyramids, mummification of bodies, allll that shit.

[crys. @crystalxshaw]

i would marry every single barista at stitch no questions asked

[🏴‍☠️ @cursedkief]

(most disappointed I’ve ever been in my life) no worries!

[crys. @crystalxshaw]

@CassieG95 im trying to get away from weddings/working on the weekends so i can see my husband at some point hahaha

[crys. @crystalxshaw]

hi besties im having a quarter life crisis- what job could you see me doing? im currently a photographer, and while it's great, it is no longer an occupation i want to continue doing🫶🏻 pls give me ideas so i can sleep at night. thx.

[crys. @crystalxshaw]

@aricferg ily

[crys. @crystalxshaw]

@GannGarrett yeah i am trying to get away from them hahahaha

[crys. @crystalxshaw]

@Colby_Dockens this has been my go to: https://t.co/uLUXeJq3bJ

[crys. @crystalxshaw]

@Colby_Dockens give me a vibe and i will check it

[crys. @crystalxshaw]

@klunkerdunkerr ILY!

[crys. @crystalxshaw]

for the only person following along (hi colby) i figured out who it was, and they are wonderful and being so kind and everything is right in the world again

[crys. @crystalxshaw]

@plantbased_god ILY

[crys. @crystalxshaw]

I BOUGHT A DRESS THAT HUGS MY BODY? LIKE IT DOESNT FLARE AT ALL? HAVE I REACHED BODY NEUTRALITY? AM I HOT NOW?

[crys. @crystalxshaw]

@Colby_Dockens YES

[crys. @crystalxshaw]

hi, it was me💖

[Charlotte Clymer 🇺🇦 @cmclymer]

As soon as Lea Michele popped up to start this whole thing, I immediately could sense tens of thousands of conversations across the country in which queer folks were offering backstory to disinterested relatives.

[crys. @crystalxshaw]

@shantays94 @the1975 LOVE THAT MAN

[crys. @crystalxshaw]

modernity has failed us

[Okie (and USA) Political Memes @OKPoliticalMeme]

The intention is to demoralize you