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welcome to my not-so-personal diary

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Maturing is realizing Kelly Cutrone is actually a sweetheart

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People who started VPR for the first time just because of Scandoval pmo. Like, no, you’ll never understand the deep lore if you weren’t there from episode 1 in 2013 when Bravo seamlessly transitioned from an episode of RHOBH.

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@TaraBull Fake, though idk for what reason. Who else would record themselves in this situation?

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Are people with leather seats ok in this heat?

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@americanoand Lyme disease happens to 1% of people. Why are we expected to believe her mom AND her both have it. Be so fr

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@lesbeyonsay Like what are the odds both her mom and her have Lyme disease… pls

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@EstieMaddie This is the original. I remember because I was always like “dumbass grandpa joe, only chocolate BARS have golden tickets 🤦‍♀️”

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@imperfectfordre Wouldn’t expect anything less from Ms. Pick Me herself

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@steyeuh 2009 is so back

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@OhCoco When they got rid of the chicken ceasar salad sandwich is when it all went downhill

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@_Kathir21 Dude they broke up so long ago

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@ItsEthanRay I’d be extremely offput by being recorded by a stranger and wouldn’t sit there either.

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Rewatching Siesta Key - Kelsey was such a jealous bitch of Juliette

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@Demzzz__ @kuuroishi @Coopz___ Kylie isn’t even a Kardashian

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@JaysRealityBlog Yikes

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I can’t wait to chug an ice cold beer ngl

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Girl what??

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@HistorianUSA1 Literally all you have to do if you live at the same address is take 2 minutes at customer service to get your own card

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@SusanBShoppin @wydbear Says the person who only retweets other ppl 🤡