cry 💌

crazy like my mama, mean like my daddy

[cry 💌 @crystalyssaa]

I'm Jackie

[ً @artfuIchaos]

do not project your lack onto me, I’m an abundant being.

[🇻🇨🇧🇧🇹🇹𓋹|مكتوب✍🏾𓂀 @PhxraohMindsxt]

People with loving partners to go back to often leave parties early

[Rakeem “Doesn’t Celebrate” Christmas, M.D. @GoCuse2013]

Absolutely despicable drip from the lads at chick-fil-A today. #mypleasure

[Day. @__Noirnecessity]

Transformers wasn’t the same after they let Shia Labeouf go

[andy 🌷 @frogclubs]

the amount of people saying they ain’t heard of spanking pussy…y’all are not real fuckers

[syd @SYDNEYFROMNOVA]

you’ve been lackluster in your efforts with the queen

[very tall bart @TallBart]

He said son, when you glow up, would you be the savior of the chopped, the busted, and the wack?

[Rolls Reus @D9N9ABI9]

Lowkey I’m bblphobic as fuck

[La Santa @mayrol_rod]

Mi novio en el mundial conmigo | Mi novio con el puto castor de Buckees

[Aries @CyberCyn111]

If me being me and me moving naturally doesn’t do it for ya….

[Charlize Boné @charlizebone]

I love that you just never fucking know with me

[☈€ᗰ☡€↳ 🥀⭒ @ohremzel]

I don't compete for a prize that’s already open to the public 😭

[#FreebandTJ 💲 @Freebandd_Tj]

Social media so fake . I was in the McDonald’s bathroom

[Literarium @Literarium12]

— William Shakespeare

[✽tink✽ (fun police) @arcanecovet]

being someone’s friend for 5+ years feels so good i love my long term relationships

[Bre-40 @CatwalkBre]

I hate cooked fruit so fuckin bad. FUCK THIS ADMINISTRATION!!!!!!!!

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

Pro tip: it's spelled d-i-a-r-r-h-e-a.