Coleman Yunger

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

Holy crackers I just sold out Carnegie Hall I JUST SOLD OUT CARNEGIE HALLIJUSTSOLDOUTCARNEGIEHALL

Thank you, everyone.

[Coleman Yunger @cryunger]

@haveboard nice edit

[Jenny Johnson @JennyJohnsonHi5]

If I was a guy, I can guarantee you that as soon as I was left alone in a room, I'd rub my dick on everything while saying, "Mine."

[Coleman Yunger @cryunger]

I hope everyone I ever sit next to thinks I am as good at air drumming as I do.

[Coleman Yunger @cryunger]

Sun burned big girl in a Jurassic park shirt=marriage material.

[Coleman Yunger @cryunger]

@lilyebvswartz love you back

[Coleman Yunger @cryunger]

Sexting is so chill -dexter

[Yacht Rock Bingo @yachtrockbingo]

Yacht Rock Bingo Sunday @12stepsdown. Kentucky Breakfast Stout from @foundersbrewing and perhaps Pappy Van Winkle among the prizes?

[Coleman Yunger @cryunger]

Crocs, socks, and ponytail. Something I always leave home without

[Coleman Yunger @cryunger]

@kateunver better not

[Coleman Yunger @cryunger]

It ain't gay, it's Europe.

[rob delaney @robdelaney]

TREBEK IS THIS REAL? http://t.co/uylbgMMU

[Coleman Yunger @cryunger]

Barbary here I come

[Coleman Yunger @cryunger]

I am mad at you for being you #badplandan

[Coleman Yunger @cryunger]

"Last time I went to a drum circle" don't care!!!!

[Coleman Yunger @cryunger]

@brandonjbudd I am gunna use that idea from now on. But I think I will go with niki minaj

[Coleman Yunger @cryunger]

@aricferrell bells two hearted on tap at tria. Boom done

[Coleman Yunger @cryunger]

Coffee for one #singlelife #goodmornin

[Coleman Yunger @cryunger]

Nothing to fear the segway cops are here. #lowspeedpursuit

[Coleman Yunger @cryunger]

@tlikarish naw. It's just how south Philly smells right now