Connie Dysert

[Kevin Costner & MW @modernwest]

Congrats to the @ClevelandBrowns! Those “magic beans” are looking pretty good now! #clevelandbrowns #draftday

[Connie Dysert @crzycatldy01]

Check out my Tieks Wish List and enter to win your own! https://t.co/sRbfDkKdUi

[Esther TheWonder Pig @EstherThePig]

@mattyglesias .Seriously? I’m pretty sure a caged elephant looks just as depressed no matter what city it’s caged in. If you want to see animals go on safari, to a sanctuary, or visit one of the countless organizations who help animals instead of hurting them.

[Chelsea Handler @chelseahandler]

Melania defended her White House Christmas decorations by saying “we are in the 21st century, everyone has different taste.” Girl, we KNOW you have bad taste. Nobody was questioning that.

[Connie Dysert @crzycatldy01]

@rad_heka @BrandiRedmond I’m on team @BrandiRedmond and @dandrasimmons!!! I’m tired of all the “fake bitches”!

[Connie Dysert @crzycatldy01]

@dandrasimmons @Bravotv Lose Kameron and LeeAnne!! They bring nothing but grief to the table!!!

[Esther TheWonder Pig @EstherThePig]

Stuck between a pillow and a pig butt.

[Chelsea Handler @chelseahandler]

A man walks into a consulate. Never walks out. 15 Saudi men show up and he accidentally dies. The president of the United States gives them one month to come up with a reason. Trump supporters- how can you vote for a president who allows this?

[Chelsea Handler @chelseahandler]

Ted Cruz’s wife Heidi complained that they won’t be buying a second home anytime soon. Especially come November when Ted has to become an Uber driver.

[Connie Dysert @crzycatldy01]

40% off one reg. price maurices item just for you because friends don't let friends miss great savings...https://t.co/3dQYSoXUu1

[Connie Dysert @crzycatldy01]

@realDonaldTrump How about funding the Federal Prisons instead of wasting money on the wall!?!?!

[Esther TheWonder Pig @EstherThePig]

If you need me, I'll be in my pool.

[Bravo @BravoTV]

Whelp, THIS is the cutest thing you’ll see all week! https://t.co/UO5qOhemEL

[Esther TheWonder Pig @EstherThePig]

I'm a really good gardener.

[Esther TheWonder Pig @EstherThePig]

People seem to be really impressed by my diving abilities, probably because I'm so graceful.

[Sarah Hyland @Sarah_Hyland]

I want this kind of relationship with Boo. @DomSherwood1 https://t.co/m0Jxtda6R2

[The Dodo @dodo]

The goal is help them get new starts — together. https://t.co/LyEe8ddpIj

[Glynis McCants @TheNumbersLady]

Something to keep in mind:
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[Connie Dysert @crzycatldy01]

#indiansFOTY2