cashew

[cashew @cs2094]

sussy among us happy meal 3 am challenge

[cashew @cs2094]

@AmazingPhil mattress on the floor, no sheets, nothing. raw dogging sleep

[✮ achalugo ! ✮ @omogenobeso]

i knew college was a joke when i told a professor i couldn’t afford a textbook and they told me to donate blood plasma so i could buy it

[cashew @cs2094]

rest in peace king #tatertot

[cashew @cs2094]

why are my sim babies all vampires 😭😭 #Sims4 #Sims4Infants

[cashew @cs2094]

suck my big fat fucking nuts egglan

[Greta Thunberg @GretaThunberg]

this is what happens when you don’t recycle your pizza boxes

[Drew Gooden @drewisgooden]

i’ve never opened up about this before but in 2016 i bought Vine for 44 billion dollars and then it shut down 12 days later. so i know exactly what elon is going through right now.

[cashew @cs2094]

fart #RIPTwitter

[rocco @roccodaboi]

JUST IN CASE this site goes down, my name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroya Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico 87104. To all law enforcement entities, this is not an admission of guilt. I am speaking to my family now. #RIPTwitter #GoodByeTwitter

[p @9753289p]

what is joe biden’s plan to unpause the ticketmaster queue for taylor swift’s eras tour

[cashew @cs2094]

i’m so funny

[cashew @cs2094]

they look like buzzfeed employees in 2015 #MonsterHigh

[Danny DeVito @DannyDeVito]

Supreme Court my ass

[cashew @cs2094]

respectfully what the hell #sims4werewolves

[cashew @cs2094]

#austinepsteinwadechambersisoverparty

[cashew @cs2094]

my social security card is my number on a pink sticky note #diy

[cashew @cs2094]

ponk tarp

[cashew @cs2094]

@zebracrest you run an anime twitter account

[cashew @cs2094]

it’s day 289 without dick. i’ve lost hearing in my toes and taste in my ear

[cashew @cs2094]

@zebracrest lying doesn’t look good on you