cs2750

Senior Systems Developer/Analyst at Purdue University. Looking forward to a utopian future that includes monorails. Lots and lots of monorails.

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'X' is sooooo stupid. Bring back Twitter!

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Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

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Watch Google Cloud Next keynote video - have to watch commercials inserted into the stream 😐 #GoogleCloudNext

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Now, the updated title is “Murder, She X´d”.

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Angela Lansbury in "Murder, She Tweeted".

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Too bad someone ruined this platform. Bring back the old twitter icon. #MyXAnniversary

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Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

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Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

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Wouldn't the calendar run backwards too, several thousand years ago? January 2 900 BCE… January 1 900 BCE… December 31 899 BCE… etc.

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Wouldn't Esperanto settle the question of pronouncing the image file format “gif” or “ĝif”?

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@ipastafaridoc @henderob @DOCNYCfest @idfa @DOK_Leipzig please select @ipastafaridoc for your 2019 festival! #FSM #FlyingSpaghettiMonster #Pastafarian

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Roseanne should make a candy bar. She could call it the “Roseanne Barr”.

And it would contain macadamia nuts.

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Yea! It's the fall 2018 school year. Welcome back money... eh... students.

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I stepped on my computer-talking weight scale this morning, and it said “One at a time, please”.

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I often ask “what's my pay raise going to be?” — I need to know how hard I should be working.

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I bet an Esperanto spelling bee goes a really long time before there's a winner.

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If it's the “New England Patriots”, then why isn't it the “Midwest Colts”?

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The first sign of Skynet™: Parking meters are depositing their own coins!?

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In Ellen's Game of Games, the first Wonder Woman should have been “Cathy Lee Crosby” (1974) instead of “Lynda Carter” (1975). Right?

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It is -10°F. {minus 10}
It is -(10°F). {negative 10}
It is (0-10)°F. {10 below zero}

It is freeeekin cold.

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Our return to Dragon's Gate in San Francisco's Chinatown neighborhood, first in 2003 and then in 2017.