being a hockey fan is genuinely a humiliation ritual like yes i will in fact waste four hours of my day watching my teams forget how to play the sport theyโre paid for and i wonโt even enjoy it but iโll do it again in like two days Just In Case
I donโt get when people are like so excited their partner is out of town or something for the weekend because my wife has been gone for 24 hours and Iโm rattling at the bars of my enclosure yelling โI MISS MY WIFEโ into the abyss.
The really shit thing about a bad day at work is now you have to come home and figure out how to do things like make dinner, and clean out a cat litter tray when all you really want to do is cease to exist.