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[Hey Fagatha @HeyFagatha]

My mom has only seen the first Toy Story so I told her they made Woody trans and now goes by Jessie

[big ang @pettyspagheti]

she said “i’m mr moseby” nah girl ur esteban julio ricardo montoya de la rosa tamírez. #loveislandusa

[Ramin Nasibov @RaminNasibov]

“Are you busy?”

Me: No

*incoming video call*

[CJ☔️ @samwakinsvv]

Why she look like a homicide detective pulling up to the third body found today LMFAOO

[Smitty Werbenjagermanjenson @MarTheMortal]

🗣️RUN IN HERE AND COME GET YALL JUICE

[james hawkins @james406]

110-year-old Turkish grandma shares her secret to a long life:

"i never once used Microsoft Teams"

[Simon Harley @simonharley]

I’m impressed they got a quote from eagles.

[jasper nathaniel @infinite_jaz]

Nancy Guthrie if you’re out there we’re doing everything we can to find you.

[ems @walruspauls]

i thought that was a beautiful grandma

[𝑁𝑎𝑑𝑖. @luvblessingz]

how tf a computer gone ask me if i'm a robot 😭 bitch you da robot 😭😂

[aram 🐏 @aramnotagoat]

Mitch McConnell. MM. Flip it around. Wicked Witch.

[Olivia Julianna 🇺🇸🦅🗳️ @0liviajulianna]

Damn that’s crazy

[Perc 𒉭 @PercThaGoat]

You’re dating Manny from Modern Family

[𖦹 @C0WBOYCARPENTER]

struck gold today at goodwill

[david @davidefinitely]

jlo wearing these when ben affleck speaks spanish to her

[marv @mvn_dn]

Are the groceries cheap yet

[Sam Stryker @sbstryker]

Your English teacher and your gym teacher are getting married 🧨