Samson

[Samson @csamson]

@kanyewest kan…what the fuck is happening bro. is this your real life?

[Donovan Mitchell @spidadmitchell]

ARREST THE COPS WHO KILLED #BREONNATAYLOR

[Samson @csamson]

@ATTSportsNetRM You absolute fucking idiots.... #UtahJazz

[ThatsSoEddy @e_sandovalj]

MCDONALDS GOT 7 FOR 5❗️I REPEAT MCDONALDS GOT 7 FOR 5, for 5$ you can get a small fries, 2 sandwiches, a drink, apple pie, a sundae & a few licks on this Mcdick because i lied to yo Mcstarvin ass. i bet you read the whole thing too witcho Mchungry ass....McBitch

[Samson @csamson]

@SERVE_LOOKS @BigHPrivateEye I was dead wrong in 97. I was thinking Posh back then, but Scary is the truth.

[Samson @csamson]

@49ers ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!?!

[LeVar Burton @levarburton]

Mandatory reading for all Americans... #bydhttmwfi https://t.co/RVzfbPlnPn

[Samson @csamson]

Day 2

[Samson @csamson]

Why is the fucking score bar thing on the #nfl on Fox so far up? PUT IT AGAINST THE EDGE DAMMIT!

[dud chumpylips @amfmpm]

[when i see a fucken nerd eating cool whip]
umm shouldn't you be eating fucken nerd whip??

[Megan Amram @meganamram]

I'm starting to think my "coexist" bumper sticker isn't working

[Samson @csamson]

@jaboukie @BigHPrivateEye Uh...she a time traveler? Who gonna have a photo of a pharaoh doin anything

[Samson @csamson]

All 6 cars in the parking garage tonight. First time I can remember

[Gucci Mane @gucci1017]

NEVER GIVE UP!

[David Simon @AoDespair]

Having woke and reviewed the morning press reports, I see that my country is still a shitfest governed by scrotal parasites. On to coffee.

[Samson @csamson]

Go UTES!!! https://t.co/GSqKOhsFi4

[RedditCFB @RedditCFB]

One of our users mapped each US county with the closest #CoachesPoll Top 25 team.

[Samson @csamson]

@Scaramucci @POTUS You're a slimy piece of shit. Of course your views don't matter. 💸

[David Locke @DLocke09]

All-NBA Tweet. Maybe the best ever. https://t.co/DS1FFtsLhZ

[Samson @csamson]

@rudygobert27 🗼♥️