cody saunders

[cody saunders @csaunders3131]

@EllisMate just play acdc for two hours straight, problem solved #RedDragons

[cody saunders @csaunders3131]

@EllisMate im from Prince Edward Island listen to the show all the time think it's fucking fabulous

[Words @wordstionary]

literally how I sleep every night

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

RT if you wish they didn't cancel Blue Mountain State.

[Stats Canada @stats_canada]

2% of Albertans actually need a truck

[cody saunders @csaunders3131]

Vote ALLEN in the TSN Play of the Year Semi-Finals http://t.co/IcjyzXUtJm #TSNPOY

[Wolf Pack Alan @WolfpackAlan]

Tigger: "Yo Pooh bear, get me some of that honey!"
Pooh: "Tigga please..."

[Wolf Pack Alan @WolfpackAlan]

When you remove the vowels from "FEMALE" you get "FML". Coincidence? I think not.

[cody saunders @csaunders3131]

“@ThaGoodLlfe: Nothing says small dick like a big ass truck... http://t.co/HRlC48jojy” @lidstone017 right nick

[Wolf Pack Alan @WolfpackAlan]

If guns kill people, then pencils misspell words, cars make people drive drunk, and spoons make you fat.

[Wolf Pack Alan @WolfpackAlan]

Drinks: $40. Dinner: $70. Hotel room $200. The look on his face when she said, "I'm on my period": Priceless...

[Travis Barker @travisbarker]

"Tough times don't last, tough people do" words of wisdom from the homie @LilSpankBooty Peep his album "Early Release" #support

[Wolf Pack Alan @WolfpackAlan]

If Lindsay Lohan made it through her cracked-out bleached-blonde lesbian jailbird phase, you can make it through tomorrow.

[cody saunders @csaunders3131]

Gotta love dragging tires for 12 hrs @peterbabyjohn #nightshift #syncrude #pointless

[Mind Blowing @MindBlowing]

The first person you think of in the morning or last person you think of in the night is either the cause of your happiness or your pain!

[Mind Blowing @MindBlowing]

Having eye contact for more than 6 seconds without looking away or blinking reveals a desire for either sex or murder!

[logan profit @LoganProfit]

Dranks #drinks #goodtimes

[cody saunders @csaunders3131]

I’m playing #Phase10, a rummy-type card game with an exciting twist for iOS. - Download: http://t.co/rjcpZUS4

[Mind Blowing @TheMindBlowing]

For a short period of time in 2011, Apple had more money than the Government of United States.