Chris Billeter

Likely to tweet about how everything in DC is terrible, while knowing I'll never leave. Standard disclaimer about my tweets being my own.

[Chris Billeter @CSBilleter]

@hipearlrose So is this a flex?

I’ll see myself out.

[Chris Billeter @CSBilleter]

@ChrisCillizza Here’s what you have to do - invent a game that’s similar to basketball, but also brings in another sport, maybe baseball. Teach your son to master this totally original sport - we can name it later - and then start a new league.

[Chris Billeter @CSBilleter]

@katienolan tomorrow’s @nypost: Content creator and sometimes sports personality Katie Nolan hates freedom and birds.

[Chris Billeter @CSBilleter]

Hey @ZaslowShow, you know about that jazz cover of “Jeremy?”

https://t.co/bN7qrIv464

Cc:@MichaelRyanRuiz, @LeBatardShow

[Chris Billeter @CSBilleter]

So pumped for the papal equivalent of “the Chicago way.” #popevtrump

[Lauren Wolfe @Wolfe321]

Three words could change everything for kidnapped journalist Shelly Kittleson: “designate as hostage.”
It’s not symbolic — it’s a formal step that can escalate a case to the highest levels of the U.S. government. https://t.co/4VJK5kdLzs

[Alex Plitsas 🇺🇸 @alexplitsas]

It has been 7 days since journalist @shellykittleson was abducted by Kataib Hezbollah in Baghdad. She is an innocent woman and must be released immediately. Her abduction is dishonorable and shameful. Submit tips to @FBI, media requests, updates, advocate: https://t.co/2igydsAXM0

[Alex Plitsas 🇺🇸 @alexplitsas]

It has been 6 days since journalist @shellykittleson was abducted in Baghdad, Iraq. She is an innocent female journalist and must be released immediately. Her abduction is dishonorable and shameful. Submit tips to @FBI, media requests, updates, advocate: https://t.co/2igydsAXM0

[Alex Plitsas 🇺🇸 @alexplitsas]

It has been 5 days since journalist @shellykittleson was abducted in Baghdad, Iraq. She is an innocent female journalist and must be released immediately. Her abduction is dishonorable and shameful. Submit tips to @FBI, media requests, updates, advocate: https://t.co/2igydsAXM0

[Chris Billeter @CSBilleter]

@EITMonline There’s a church in VA with a bone belonging to Saint Nicholas. 🎅

[Chris Billeter @CSBilleter]

Finally, a newspaper for people who don’t care about sports, books, local news or international news! @washingtonpost’s new Obits and Movie Show Times plan is pure genius.

[Chris Billeter @CSBilleter]

@DannyHu82728140 Are you new to DC?

[Chris Billeter @CSBilleter]

@DannyHu82728140 And if you’re unhappy with my tone or my chosen responses, you should feel free to focus your attention elsewhere.

[Chris Billeter @CSBilleter]

@DannyHu82728140 While you’re thinking about that, here is the definition of the idiom you used: https://t.co/A4ndYWJXqt

I didn’t think bad writing comprehension was a think but, hey, I learned something.

[Chris Billeter @CSBilleter]

@DannyHu82728140 And lastly, you fail to address the main point: “That’s not on the driver, that’s a failure of management/leadership.” The driver example was a timely & real life example illustrative of the larger problem. Cherry-picking a detail to frame a response: bad reading comprehension.

[Chris Billeter @CSBilleter]

@DannyHu82728140 There is also very clear context your response simply ignores. The concern is for service issues that remain after the rollout of better bus service. To argue the example isn’t indicative of a service issue is absurd.

[Chris Billeter @CSBilleter]

@DannyHu82728140 Even on X, reading comprehension is an important skill. Don’t give up, I believe in you!