Chris Scarborough

[Chris Scarborough @cscarborough]

@PodSaveAmerica can we all agree and bring up the point that @realDonaldTrump was so worried about hearing himself speak that he made the 250th celebration of our great nation and his “historic” fireworks technically on July 5th? Just another reason he is such a dickhead.

[Chris Scarborough @cscarborough]

@Topgolf is your Lake Mary location open in FL? Phone goes straight to a message saying to call back during normal business hours. Hoping to take the kiddo out for a little.

[Birds Aren't Real @birdsarentreal]

@Reuters and they called us conspiracy theorists

[Chris Scarborough @cscarborough]

@thenewsjunkie Birds truly aren’t real now! https://t.co/Fr2ZXNkaP8

[Chris Scarborough @cscarborough]

@ApopkaPolice your last post was 2016. Can we get an update? Just had 3 officers in front of my house in Errol asking if I saw someone breaking in cars, update????

[Chris Scarborough @cscarborough]

@Carrabbas @Carrabbas I tried to order food from your Altamonte Springs location for Christmas last week and they told me to wait… tried to order last night for my family and now they have too many orders and I can’t get any food? Pretty awful hospitality and service!

[Chris Scarborough @cscarborough]

@Chilis @ChilisSupport not trying to be an asshole but, come on. Would you serve these to you family?? Check number 980271 just so you know I’m legit

[Chris Scarborough @cscarborough]

@TheSoulbrother Tell me your coming back to ORLANDO!!!

[Chris Scarborough @cscarborough]

@Chilis @ChilisSupport Dry rubbed used to be 12.99 and huge and moist. Delicious! Now I am paying 17.59 and this is what I get? Is it because I get it Togo? Would love some explanation about the lost quality of the food. Thought about buying some GC for the promo. Not anymore.

[Chris Scarborough @cscarborough]

@c_lane is your ice game the same strength as mine? Pretty sure you have me beat by 1 fridge and 1 ice maker. I do have a chest freezer in the garage though….

[Chris Scarborough @cscarborough]

@thenewsjunkie Boooooo!!!!!!!! Free secret show would have been awesome. @c_lane @thenewsjunkie

[Chris Scarborough @cscarborough]

Guess who isn’t sleeping all night…. Me and @thenewsjunkie #RussiaUkraineConflict

[Chris Scarborough @cscarborough]

@thenewsjunkie How many updates behind are you? That’s been like that for a hot minute. Need to set up that auto update.

[Chris Scarborough @cscarborough]

@katyperry I will never look at a mushroom or Super Mario Brothers the same again. Somehow you just made them both better and I am not sure how I feel about your current world domination trends. Not upset though.

[Chris Scarborough @cscarborough]

Please tell me that I am not the only one seeing all the GIANT PENISES and “eat me” signs on @nbcsnl @thenewsjunkie

[Chris Scarborough @cscarborough]

@thenewsjunkie

[Chris Scarborough @cscarborough]

@thenewsjunkie A few days late to this game…… So, what would @thenewsjunkie do? Different rules for different folks? I agree with the rule but it would really F up your career. Not to mention, if @c_lane goes on a drunken twitter rampage he is screwed

[Chris Scarborough @cscarborough]

@kanyewest : “Hey guys let’s do a benefit concert for a convicted killer!”
@Drake : “Let’s make sure to go on after the east coast is asleep” #dumbasskanYE “You’re so SMRT, I mean SMART! We should do it on a weekday after midnight!”
@thenewsjunkie ——>?

[Chris Scarborough @cscarborough]

@sweet @MakeAWish What a waste of time! @Macys why would you partner with a company that can’t handle it? Way to really screw over @MakeAWish lots of lost respect for an iconic brand. #macysnftfail

[Chris Scarborough @cscarborough]

@Hooters you guys are really killing it here in Sanford FL…. Asked why the wings barely had sauce and took 45 min. Server said the kitchen guys were fighting and the manager couldn’t come out because he was in the middle of it. Asked to re-toss and sauce was just poured on top