Chris Schabert

sarcastic, smart ass. husband, brother, son. born and raised in the greatest city in the world, Chicago, IL

[Chris Schabert @cschabert]

Just posted a photo https://t.co/u4Bt2Dt86k

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Man Who Got Shit Together 5 Years Ago Still Viewed As Lovable Fuckup By Friends, Family http://t.co/6zUb3NF1oM

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@midnight we didn't start the fire-wall #InternetASong

[Chicago White Sox @whitesox]

RETWEET for a chance to win a Paul Konerko signed baseball! Must be following to win. #PK14 #ThanksPK #whiff

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@RobertDowneyJr congrats on your new status as a Russian general

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@cubbieblue17 @mwiesner331 we need more flubby and pasty male cheerleaders on the sidelines

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@ZackRyder found this in the lobby of my hotel in St Louis, happy birthday bro

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New hat #blackhawks #chicagopride http://t.co/F9Tq2KAwSu

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@dogfishbeer this was a nice surprise and segment this morning for me

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@midnight Chicago Bullshit #FailedSportsTeams

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@TaranKillam awesome concept, looking forward ton seeing where this goes

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Happy to say, pretty sure we thrawted the zombie apocalypse in town this week. #dementiapatientsbeeatingeachother

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@WaddleandSilvy you know somewhere the shoe designers for Adidas are just swearing bc they have to come up with another "The Return" shoe

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@WaddleandSilvy cannot wait to hear Waddle rant on this one

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@nerdslashgeek welll Jordi wont stop staring at me...his range of viewing creeping me out

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@WaddleandSilvy @CarmenDeFalco Book of Manning was powerful stuff, another great ESPN production. I just want to have dinner with them now

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@CarmenDeFalco @Jurko64 @TWaddle87 @WaddleandSilvy hey Carm and Jurk, start prepping for that taser w/ a paper clip in a wall outlet

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@WaddleandSilvy @Jurko64 yes, yes we did, so young and full of life

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@CarmenDeFalco @Jurko64 Did my eyes just trick me or did I just see a young Jurko giving Brett Farve a high five in a flashblack on Fox?

[Chris Schabert @cschabert]

@TWaddle87 @WaddleandSilvy @KristinCav "we're going to Hell and we're bringing the Cutler's with us" holy hell that was a great episode