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pinned + important tweets

(plz read /srs)

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me everyday

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This administration planted the seeds and the seeds are technically also a metaphor for Manburg and then they blossom and then they become delicious lettuce.

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The pieces started adding up. I started putting them together. And uh…a dark…disgusting…side of Tubbo was shown.

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It must be... hot, sweaty, and humid... inside of the fur suit, Fundy...

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Sometimes, Fundy, I don’t know who I can trust. Sometimes I feel like everyone’s y’know…not got the right intentions. But I mean, I do. I’ve got the right intentions…and I hope you do too.

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Shut up, Technoblade.

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I feel like a Stallion.

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Quackity put your clothes back on, you’re making me pissed.

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This administration planted the seeds and the seeds are technically also a metaphor for Manburg and then they blossom and then they become delicious lettuce.

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Quackity, you left your laxatives in the chest. I ate them all.

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If I die, this country goes down with me.

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Does Dream even play on this piece of shit server?

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Fundy….Fundy….I rest easy at night knowing you’d never do to me what that kid did to me. Neither would you, Quackity. You’re just the best.

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I'm not gonna lie to you, I feel like there's a target on my head. And I needed to make it look like I was the you know, the ringleader. And the one everybody reported to. When in reality, I might be gone. Soon enough, one of those people might turn on me.

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Put your clothes back on, you’re in the presence of my right hand man. We don’t do that around children.

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You are so smart and Dutch.

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I really do consider you Tubbo, to be my right hand man. Like, you know how Jesus is seated at the right hand of the Father?

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sugar pumpkin

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*bleats loudly* O-oh! I-It's you!

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STOP MAKING NOISE! STOP MY EARS HURT! STOP IT! IM OLD! MY BONES DONT WORK!