Colton Schlines

[Colton Schlines @cschlines]

Been awhile since I’ve uploaded any of my thirst traps to twitter sooooo enjoy 😅

[Cameron 🇺🇸 🗽🦅 @CameronCorduroy]

they've built concentration camps and i'm expected to act like it's a mere difference of political opinion

[bald renate reinsve leviticus @GayPublix]

movie ain’t even out yet an the edits are hitting like a train

[Colton Schlines @cschlines]

@RadioGenoa Even if this were true people look at this photo and think. “Yeah we should treat them both like shit” instead of “omg we should treat our elderly better so they’re not surviving off scraps.

[Grant Certiorari @GrantCertiorari]

Call me crazy, but I want my tax dollars to go towards feeding hungry kids instead of bombing Iran.

[َ @ilyaarozanovs]

“if these gay yearning little bottom eyes didn’t have a big sexy russian to feast upon my performance wouldn’t be as good. so to the honorary canadian connor storrie i share this award with you” TEARS DOWN MY EYES MAN

[ʇuᴉɐS📍 @saint_cloudy]

Last year, people on this app argued over whether kids should be fed in public schools if they can’t afford it.

[☠️ Lilith Lovett ☠️ same @ on 💙☁️🦋 @LilithLovett]

Oh but there's no money for healthcare or cancer research. 😢

[mari ☁️ @m_stormwitch]

A demon taking the form of what you desire the most, originating from being born and raised under a religion that shames and judges your sexuality. INJECT IT.

[BakerMuse @MuseBaker]

Politics aside, killing an animal like this just for fun is legitimately psychotic.

I understand deer and bison and stuff if you eat it, but sport hunting a beautiful cat like this signals major mental issues.

[Micah Erfan @micah_erfan]

DOGE was a massive scam.

[Colton Schlines @cschlines]

@ii_analyze I legit thought this was a bit…. WHO THE HELL EATING THIS FOR BREAKFAST?!?

[kait 🌈 @kaitnotcake]

on all levels except physical, i am a resident of mamdanistan

[Praise @tufpraise]

so they can give a woman 15 years in prison for WORDS against a corporation but when men stalk and verbally harass and threaten women there's "nothing they can do about it until he actually attacks you"

[RichaChadha @RichaChadha]

Die old man. Die soon and painfully. Die with a gunshot wound to your back. Die alone.

Coward.

[Whatever @Whateve43899155]

We JUST STARTED fixing the damage we did killing off all the wolves last time, how fucking braindead are these people?!

[Colton Schlines @cschlines]

@the_satellite23 Better idea yet, no lunch at all!
Swallowing your spit = $0
Breathing = $0
Hard work = $0
The American dream = $0
Inflation isn’t the problem, your eating habits are🦅🇺🇸 …

Republicans are absolutely asinine..