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by the time you get on what im on…imma be on something else

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like an alcoholic i drown my feelings by drinking but instead of alcohol i use dr pepper

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#NewProfilePic

[danlet @evildanevil]

Can i bring my baggu to the clurb

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birthdays are just to celebrate another year of suffering

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@graysea419 i 🫶 u

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thought about demand curves so much i got an economics degree

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just thinking about those demand curves

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just thinking about those demand curves

[lexi @alphal3xis]

Someone pushed me and said “sorry you just look so pushable” 👁👄👁

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@alphal3xis megatron

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@giselle_loredo truly is one of my best works

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i know my worth it’s just not a lot

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@giselle_loredo it’s not 4 years it 4 life 🥲

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sorry can’t hang today i have to listen to levels by avicii on repeat

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might watch ratatouille today just to feel something

[Saint Laurent Don @21savage]

Bang outside I hang outside
don’t come out da house cuz corona outside

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the wheels turning but the hamsters dead

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@maimcmullen i’m too tall to be an astronaut so it was like the next best thing, and it sounds cool like “yeah i’m majoring in aerospace engineering, i’m pretty much the dopest kid on campus”

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if i can’t go to space then what am i even living for?