Colleen

back to the regularly scheduled anxieties | she/her

[𝓡𝓮𝓷𝓮🧚🫧ᥫ᭡ @sheisafairyyy]

Sorry I do not reach out as often as I used to, I have been second guessing my career path,debating my life choices,and sleeping in any free time I get to escape the reality that is my life.

[Colleen @cschu084]

@JennyENicholson Sometimes I have a nightmare that I didn't turn something in to graduate from high school. I'm 26. With most of a college degree lol

[Colleen @cschu084]

@TheGoldenRatio4 Oh sweet Hopper T, it was surely lovely to have you on the property. Sending you guys all the love 💜

[Carly, author of Apocalypse Child 🆓🍉 (she/her) @carlymbutton]

Our neighbour has had a giant skeleton up since Halloween. They’ve had Christmas, Valentine’s, Easter and Mother’s Day decor since. The other day, he was gone and we were sad. But he’s back and looking more ✨fabulous✨than ever.

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

fellas is it not drag if you’re performing for your fellow troops

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

Us watching you attempt to outrun something you tried to pspspspspspsps after we specifically said not to

[Colleen @cschu084]

@jencoleslaw @darth We're holding hands

[Colleen @cschu084]

@TheGoldenRatio4 A not so great picture of my old boy

[Jenny Lawson @TheBloggess]

I don’t have my shit together.

[Lucas Kunce @LucasKunceMO]

Since I launched my campaign to replace Josh Hawley in the Senate, thousands have joined our grassroots movement. But that's not all... @HawleyMO and his corporate DC allies have also gone on the attack.

So let me tell you a bit about me — and why Joshua is so afraid of me:

[Colleen @cschu084]

@TheGoldenRatio4 @NWSKeyWest We have, somehow, lost all of out degrees. Jen we have negative degrees

[Colleen @cschu084]

Look at this boy, getting his bath, big ole smile

[Golden Ratio - On this day 🎃 @GoldenRatioOTD]

10/12/19 On this day: Hopper was growling at cardboard Venk so everyone came to yell at cardboard Venk

[The Golden Ratio @TheGoldenRatio4]

@GoldenRatioOTD man do I miss that guy. such good energy

[Angela Mayfield @pinkrocktopus]

I want to talk for a second about police dogs in general, but this guy in particular:

Copper, an American Black and Tan Coonhound. He’s the only cop dog who doesn’t bite and doesn’t snitch, and his department is using him as a political prisoner to make a point.

A 🚔🧵

[Colleen @cschu084]

I heard someone having a coughing fit and suddenly I was 11 again sitting with my headphones plugged into the tv, turned as high as I could take it. Hoping it would drown out my dad's coughing, which was a symptom of his dying

[Colleen @cschu084]

@veezyfbaby02 I just got a "professional" job and the amount of MOOD THIS IS