Boss: I see you took Monday off. I'm assuming your husband has something great planned for valentines
Me: Not married, no significant other. Just going to be hungover and bingeing Netflix
Boss: so you'll be on email
#ValentinesDay#SuperBowl#Netflix#customersuccess
Me: I crushed my churn and net retention quota last fiscal year. I deserve a promotion.
Boss: Not so fast rookie, you are the worst at updating Salesforce
Me: So results don't matter?
Boss: Yes, they do as long as they're in Salesforce.
AE: I sold this massive deal, and it's all yours...
CSM: congrats, what can you tell me about the client, use case ...
AE: Well, it's a one time use case that they'll only use this month
CSM: One time?!?!? What about the renewal?!?!?
AE: Like I said, it's all yours
Me: I am going to be more client focused in 2022.
Boss: That sounds Great! Can you have Salesforce and the 100s of spreadsheets we use... updated by the end of the week.
Me: Maybe in 2023 🥴
#CustomerSuccess#2022Goals#goals