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[X @cse1vis]

Burundians in kenya are doing mjengo, caretaker, car wash, shop attendants, gold mining, fast food.
It's better for Kenyans to learn a skill that Burundians don't know, so you're not competing for "low hanging fruits" jobs.
Btw, most Rundis can't speak English.

[X @cse1vis]

Black American from the hood saying ambulance:
"Ambolambs"

[X @cse1vis]

@Safaricom_Care @SafaricomPLC a daily fee of 3bob, sometimes 7bob is too high for me. Kwani what's up?

[X @cse1vis]

Me: sends Claude a prompt
Claude: thinks
Claude: Uses up all tokens
Claude: Does not respond
Anthropic: You are out of free messages. Give us money

[X @cse1vis]

I proposed an advanced multi-agency system for my Masters. My supervisors adviced against it saying using existing tech to build something isn't "science", and said to develop a formula or mathematical or scientific method that doesn't exist. Then I understood why ppl drop out.

[m.a.l.o.n.e_ @BoiiMillan2786]

Computer science in campus issa scum😂😂
Unafunzwa hello world 3 years alafu project unaambiwa udevelop a whole system front end na back end

[X @cse1vis]

@AtworiYa He's a cop. Not sure what unit he works for.

[X @cse1vis]

Claude only allows me one query - response every 5 hours, so I have to use two accounts for a task, making it two question - response every 5 hours

[MSee MSima @mseemsima]

Siet sahii Kenya kumbe tuko na compe za wasee wa Boda boda hapa vijana wa Nairobi wanaeza shine ajab.

[X @cse1vis]

I'll be switching from Russian to Arabic. Did you know, Swahili was originally written by Kenyans in the 17-1800s in Arabic and not "abcd" language?

[X @cse1vis]

@Safaricom_Care @SafaricomPLC this scammer almost auto-deducted 23 bob from my account

[X @cse1vis]

@SuguroiMLC I saw that you're building a race track. Hate to be that guy with ideas, but, what if, you just built a giant, oval track like NASCAR's Talladega superspeedway, as opposed to one with corners, etc... ? Great for fast circuit races, beginner friendly, good idea overall

[X @cse1vis]

British person saying automatic
"O'omaic"

[X @cse1vis]

@randomworldke Make Nairobi work 👊😎👊

[X @cse1vis]

@TheShiftJournal @realAtlasPress How can I lose when I came here with nothing?

[X @cse1vis]

@moneyacademyKE Interestingly, Karen Nyamumbo is the one who suggested the body worn cameras thing in Parliament in 2025.

[X @cse1vis]

@Gilbert_Belion It's the same shop. Kenya I've seen maybe 3 bikes za 100-150cc zinakaa cafe racer like hii design, unless uko ready kupiga hio we works mwenyewe juu mechs wa huku wengi nimeona ni wa nduthi culture wanajua tu graphics na christmas lights